[shibuki]

fauve

the fauve are a anthropomorphic species, resembling deer / antelope. they are usually very calm, and prefer to be left in peace. they are always female, and are created by magic, not reproduction. they are always dotted with freckles. their diet includes leaves and berries, and they rarely eat meat.



to win this fauve, give me a funny pun!
ends on the 28th

[chupacabras]

A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door. A stunned patron then asks the waiter, “What was that all about?” The waiter responded, “That’s just the way pandas are,” and walked away. Well, the patron didn’t know what a panda was, so at home that night he looks up “panda” in the dictionary and what he finds explains everything: “Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves.”

[forecast]

Guess what? The creator of Match.com's girlfriend left him for someone she met on Match.com.

[garnet.]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

So cheesy, i know >3<

[mordacious]

you have van gogh’s ear for music ouo-b

[glassesprotag]

When a son said that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said "I won't stand in your way".

[shibuki]

you have van gogh’s ear for music ouo-b

This made me laugh hehe
Shes all yours!

[mordacious]

you have van gogh’s ear for music ouo-b

This made me laugh hehe
Shes all yours!

Ah, yes I know a whovian might find it especially funny.

Thank you!!<3 uvu

I'll think of a name later oops