[LunarFox]

Owner : ChaosHog

[KappnPikachu]

Form:

Username- pokemonlover4738

Name- Joker

Gender- ♂

Personality-

Fun lover,

Playfull,

Hard to make him cry,

Dances like a freek when no one is looking,

Girl magnet,

Crazy,

friendly guy.

Art-

{ x }

You want to see if I can make you laugh HA! You make me laugh!

1. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit and Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

2. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

3. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

4. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

5. If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

[rabbit...]

Form:
Username-rabbit448
Name-Queen Of Hearts
Gender-Female
Personality-Bossy Sometimes,very loveable once you get to know her. Intelligent and has much confidence in herself.
Art-no art
jokes:
1.A math teacher, a priest and a war guy were on a plane.The math teacher was reading a math book but she got bored of it and threw it out the window;The priest was reading the bible but he got bored of it and threw it out the window; The war guy was inspecting his grenade but he wanted a bigger one so he threw it out the window. When they landed the math teacher saw a girl crying, the math teacher asked the girl whats wrong and she said"I had a hard time doing my math book and a math book fell on my head!"
When the priest got off he saw a boy crying, the priest asked the boy what was wrong and he said"I yelled at my mommy and a bible fell on my head!" When the war guy got off he saw a boy laughing really hard, the war guy went over to the boy and asked "why are you laughing so hard?"The boy said "My grandpa farted and the house blew up!"
2.what do you call a rabbit that is owned by a beetle? A Bug's Bunny!
3.What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!

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~Form~

Username- ChaosHog

Name- Ace of Spades

Gender- Male

Personality- WIP

Art- I'd like to wait. I don't really like doing art for something I might not have a chance to get. ^^"

Time to make you laugh...let's see what I've got up my sleeve! -opens up jacket sleeve and digs through-

Joke of Awesomeness #1: Little Jimmy’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?”

Little Jimmy’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Jimmy replied: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!”

Joke of Awesomeness #2: Once there was an Irish man an Englishman and an Australian who decided to have a competition.While on top of the hill each man had to chuck his watch in the air, then run down the hill and catch it before it hit the ground.

So the Irishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.

Then the Englishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.

Next was the Australian who chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill, went and had a beer, did the shopping, came back and caught his watch.

“How did you do that?” asked the Irishman.

The Australian replied “My watch is 1 hour slow!”

Joke of Awesomeness #3: While cleaning the attic, Joan and Harry found an old stub for some shoes they left at the repair shop 10 years ago. They thought it would be funny to go to the shop and see if the shoes were still there. So they did. They handed the stub to the repair man who took it and looked in the back. He came out again and said, "They'll be ready on Wednesday."

[LunarFox]

ok so the winner is ChaosHog your jokes made me giggle and i hadn't heard them before -pat on the back- good job~

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ok so the winner is ChaosHog your jokes made me giggle and i hadn't heard them before -pat on the back- good job~

Awesome!! Thank you so much. :3

[LunarFox]

haha its no problem. thanks for making me laugh ^-^