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Username; Ame,
Name; Egbert
Gender; Male
Favorite webcomic:
Egbert's favorite webcomic is quite a popular one, it's called Prequel -Or- Making A Cat Cry: The Adventure. He often goes on this webcomic, checking it's updates daily. Egbert loves the way he can interact and move on as the comic goes. He will stay on this comic for hours, browsing through fan art and upcoming updates and such.
Likes;; Webcomics, Comics in general, Video games, Coding and the color blue.
Dislikes;; Peanuts, Cyberbullies, liars, Cheaters, stealers.
Backstory;; Egbert grew up in a fairly big town with his dad, His dad would take Egbert everywhere he desired. Egbert and his dad have a very good relationship. Egbert loved to walk around his town and collect all sorts of things that he could find, like rocks and useless stuff like that. He often went to the fair with his dad.
Personality;; Egbert is a huge computer geek, He often is bubbly, never often sad. Egbert usually is happy go lucky.
What does Egbert do?;; He often runs outside and goes on a creaky old tire swing in his backyard. He swings on it knowing one day it might break. He still doesn't care. Egbert will swing on it anyways without a doubt, That's the goofy kal he is. Since Egbert often goes to the fair with his dad, He buys about 5 bags of cotton candy. He will eat them along the way of them walking a circle around the whole fair admiring rides and such, Afterwards you can expect that he gets a monster stomach ache. Then, Once they get home, he lays down and takes a long nap. He wakes up the next day and goes back to the tire swing, back inside then soon going on Prequel to check for updates. That's pretty much his everyday.
Egbert's valentines day and so fourth;;
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, The 1st of February, 2017 Is this young man’s time to make cards for valentines. 14 years ago he was given life, It is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
SMELLYPOPO LORD
Try again, Smart one.
Egbert
Much better.
EXAMINE ROOM;;
Your name is EGBERT. As was previously mentioned you must make cards. A number of CARDS was scattered around your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE COMICS. You like to write comics but you're NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, and you are an aspiring AMATURE DISCOVERER. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
What will you do?
RETRIEVE COMICS
Your COMICS are in the MAGIC CHEST, POPOLORD!
Remove COMIC from MAGIC CHEST
Out of sympathy for Egbert’s perceived lack of arms, you pick up the COMIC for him and put it on his BED.
Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST.
You retrieve your FAKE ARMS from the chest. You use these for HILARIOUS ANTICS.
You CAPTCHALOGUE them in your SYLLADEX. You have no idea what that actually means though.
There are other items in the chest.
Examine contents of chest.;;
In here you have an array of humorous and mystical ARTIFACTS, each one a devastating weapon in the hands of a SKILLED COMIC MAKER or a CUNNING PRANKSTER.
You are neither of these things.
Among the ARTIFACTS are: TWO (2) FAKE ARMS [CURRENTLY CAPTCHALOGUED IN SYLLADEX], ONE (1) PAIR OF TRICK HAND CUFFS, ONE (1) STUNT SWORD, ONE (1) MAGICIAN'S HAT, ONE (1) PAIR OF BEAGLE GLASSES, SEVERAL (~) SMOKE PELLETS, SEVERAL (~) BLOOD CAPSULES, AND ONE (1) COPY OF HARRY ANDERSON’S “ WISE GUY” BY MIKE CAVENEY.
Some of this stuff come in handy at some point. For now, you decide to just take the SMOKE PELLETS.
CAPTCHALOGUE SMOKE PELLETS.
You stow the SMOKE PELLETS on one of your CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS in your SYLLADEX.
You still aren’t totally sure what that means, but at least you are starting to get the hang of the vernacular at least.
You have two empty CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS remaining.
EQUIP FAKE ARMS.
You cannot equip the FAKE ARMS! You will have to use the SMOKE PELLETS card due to the FAKE ARMS card being underneath the SMOKE PELLETS card. You find it mildly irritating. You look over at a poster.
EXAMINE THE POSTER.
The poster looks salty.. Like a boiled egg. But there’s a nice open spot next to it. You’ve been waiting to hang something there soon.
READ NOTE ON DRAWER.
Note reads;; MAKE THE CARDS. HAND THEM OUT.
This note has a rich aroma of your FATHERS CALONGE.
Beside the note is a rolled up POSTER.
TAKE POSTER.
Another VALENTINE ARTIFACT. You wonder what is printed on the poster.
You’ll need some way to hang it on your wall.
ACQUIRE HAMMER AND NAILS. THEY WILL COME IN HANDY.
You first place the HAMMER into your SYLLADEX.
But now all your CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS are full. You wonder what will happen when you try to take the NAILS?
You guess it doesn’t hurt to try.
TAKE NAILS.
FAKE ARMS are ENTIRELY PUSHED OUT OF THE DECK!!
Oh well. They were probably useless anyways. But you probably don’t want to do that again. Unless you want to drop your SMOKE PELLETS and suffer the consequences. Now that you’ve got everything you must do the important things.
SQUAWK LIKE AN IMBECILE AND TAKE A LOAD ON YOUR DESK.
This is the dumbest idea you’ve had in weeks !!!
STUPID STUPID STUPID
And yet it polished the surface of your desk.
It beckons.
COMBINE NAILS AND HAMMER.
You merge the top two cards.
The HAMMER and the NAILS are now CAPTCHALOGUED on the same card and can be used together.
You use the HAMMER and NAILS card IN CONJUNCTION with the card beneath it.
NAIL POSTER TO WALL.
You use the HAMMER and NAILS on the blank poster space on the wall.
It’s glorious. Exactly what you wanted. The old man really came through this time.
PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX.
I SAID, PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX.
WHY COULDN’T YOU PUT THE BUNNY IN THE BOX?
You stare at a deep impacted poster.
YOU’VE MARKED VALENTINE'S DAY ON YOUR CALENDAR.
It’s been three days already. It’s starting to become a sore subject with you.
EAT PIE.
You are sick to death of pie!! You’ve been eating it ALL day!!! And you have no intention of clogging your SYLLADEX with it either. The PIE stays put for now.
You hear a NOTICE from your computer. Someone is messaging you.
You pull up your COMPUTER. To notice a handsome wallpaper in which you made yourself. Your very proud of it actually. Your desktop is littered with files of failed comics.
Your file is flashing. Someone is trying to get in touch with you.
Only one of your CHUMS is logged in. He’s sent you a message.
OPEN MESSAGE.
TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the apple juice scene was so funny.
TG: oh heck that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like christmas up in here
EB: ok that’s fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all i’m saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what pee tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this let’s stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why don’t you go check your mail maybe it’s there now
EB: alright.
LOOK OUT WINDOW.
You see a clear portrait of your backyard.
Hanging from the tree is a TIRE SWING.
GO OUTSIDE
You walk outside.
SIT ON THE SWING
The TIRE SWING creaks as you sit on it.
You smile knowing this is how you will spend your valentines.
You swing on the TIRE SWING.
END.
What does Egbert do to pass time: He writes comics of course! They are full of humor and amazement! Oh,, And he also codes!
Favorite place?;; I believe this is pretty obvious, Egbert loves to be in the location of his tire swing, He's had it since he was 5. It's practically his safe haven in his backyard. He often visits his tire swing.
Favorite item(s);; Egberts favorite item is pretty much, Everything in his CAPTCHALOGUE. He quite enjoys playing with all the items.
Favorite candy;; Egbert loves skittles. He can't get enough of those small colorful round balls of goodness. He enjoys the taste and bright colors!
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