[sweathie]

ota offer: baby shoes, never worn.

[•boo•]

Offering the juiced half lemon slice that came with my mango lemonade

[eyesemote]

Offering my four year old keyboard that has so many crumbs it could feed a country because I dared to eat a single piece of toast near it today.

[mashira]

offering: the lower half of a spoon, one unopened orange glitter glue, and three house-trained squirrels.

[saraphena]

a singular hair from a barbie doll aka a dollhair bill

[mothha]

i will give you my 28 inch tall deluxe bill cipher plush with posable arms, fingers, and legs, a removable hat, a separate plush cane he can hold, and over 30 phrases, some of which are unique to the plush, recorded by alex hirsch, creator of hit disney show gravity falls and voice of bill cipher, himself.

[Zubers]

This thing! She's really dumb and will chew on your toes and/or fingers!

[RoxyTBDW]

Hmmm how about... A dust bunny from under my couch, a broken paperclip turned into a stabby thing, and a tiny piece of paper that says "chicken fingers" which includes a doodle of a chicken with human hands and fingers

[Tempest Shadow]

I offer you the singular brain cell, straight from my head, that helped me solve Green Bingo™️ today

[Bluekittyhorse]

Uhhh... Offer: the skee-ball ball my mother stole when she was a child and all of little pieces of hot glue that I accidentally got stuck on myself while working on a sculpture for art class