Funny Stories...???

[swimnoodle]

Yea no i have no funny stories but i bet you do...

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[Kitty Flower]

My dog once,ran around the backyard 47 times
My dog ate a whole bag of food once and I was like dreaking out!

[Lawliet]

you wanna hear some awesome funny stories? head over to Fmylife.com. X3 it has and endless bounty of hilarity!!!

[akebai]

Not a funny story of my own, but my best friend had her dog eat her homework.

[gemini_girl]

ok from my rat forum(not my story)

Yesterday we threw my roommate a birthday party. Long story short, Alice is stuck in an empty bottle of brandy. I had her out on the couch, got up to answer the phone, and BAM she's in the bottle. I've stuffed it with cotton balls to give her something to push against to get out (she now has enough room to curl up, but seems content to do just that). I have no idea how to get her out - she squeezed herself in there, the bottle neck is about 1 1/2 to 2 inches wide. I'm trying to coax her out, but she's looking at me like I'm crazy. Right now I'm at a loss - any suggestions would be awesome.

This is the strangest rat adventure I've had to date.

But don't worry about little Alice

She is out! She was out about 15 minutes after I put the bottle in her cage - I think once she realized she wasn't getting any attention out of it anymore, she bailed

[blacksquirrel950]

I don't have funny stories...I have my acts of stupidity that everyone thinks is funny

But anyways....

1. The other day, my friend brought these little springtime/Easter cookies to our class so we could eat them. I sat down (on carpet), and opened up my laptop to do check something; I ended up sitting there for a while, without eating the cookie. I ended up accidentally sitting on the cookie. When I got up, everyone was laughing at me like mad.

2. In 4th grade, my school had an inter-grade program; 4th graders with 1st graders. We'd stop by with the 1st graders once a week and do little art/creative projects with them. I was paired up with the most annoying. Everyone had a (fairly) calm one; mine never listened to directions, made me do all of the work, etc. Once, we were doing a skit with another group, and today was the day that we had to perform in front of the class. Everything was going well until the end; he random and unexpectedly ATE the piece of paper that we were using as a prop. I seriously lost my brain at that point.

Those may not be TOO funny, but they were sure strange

[~Southern Bell~]

one time... me and my dad were out antelope huntin and he was out in the field and i had to pee like non other so i went back to the camper... welll... lets just say there is a bob wired fence that you got to jump over... and i had done it before, and lets just say i got caught on it... ripped some really good pants... all the old people got to see my really purty pink underwear...


another time i made my sister mad.... and it was picture day... i wanted the pop tarts and she threw the box at me....(it wasn't even open.....) i had a nice cut on the side of my nose for two weeks....


hehehehehe (i got plenty of these moments....)

i had these really nice tight pants.. the only thing was there was a hole starting in the back pocket.... and.... my dear friend wilard..... grabbed the hole and tore it all the way down to the bottom of my pants... good thing i had leggins on!!! they did it to the other side too.... we called em my assless chaps...... woo buddy it was funny....

[Lady]

This topic hadn't been posted to in almost a year. Please don't drag up dead topics.

[WolfWhisperer]

I agree with Lady. Bringing up topics that are old and have not had a post in it for ages gets really annoying and it'll die anyway so why bring it up now?

[~Southern Bell~]

ok from my rat forum(not my story)

Yesterday we threw my roommate a birthday party. Long story short, Alice is stuck in an empty bottle of brandy. I had her out on the couch, got up to answer the phone, and BAM she's in the bottle. I've stuffed it with cotton balls to give her something to push against to get out (she now has enough room to curl up, but seems content to do just that). I have no idea how to get her out - she squeezed herself in there, the bottle neck is about 1 1/2 to 2 inches wide. I'm trying to coax her out, but she's looking at me like I'm crazy. Right now I'm at a loss - any suggestions would be awesome.

This is the strangest rat adventure I've had to date.

But don't worry about little Alice

She is out! She was out about 15 minutes after I put the bottle in her cage - I think once she realized she wasn't getting any attention out of it anymore, she bailed

my cuz got a rat... she is so cute.... your rat sounds like fun....