by labradude » Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:30 pm
Dear JB and 1D haters,
Please stop hating on these boys. What did they ever do to you? All they're doing is fulfilling their dream by singing. Singing doesn't hurt you. If you don't like it, don't listen to it. If you don't like their voice, because it sounds like a girl, so what? They're still doing what they love. Why do you say these people are gay? Are you using that as an insult? How is liking a person of the same gender wrong? Even if they were, what's wrong with that? They have the right to marry who they want just like they have the right to sing. Don't say they have no souls, because it's just mean. Keep to your own business and stop hatin'.
Dear Obama supporters,
Okay, I know you love Obama. I don't, okay? I just simply don't support what he's doing to our economy. No, I don't want him dead. But yes, I don't want him as president. It's my opinion, and you can't change that. I'm fine with your opinion. Keep it to yourself.
Dear one particular Obama lover,
STOP BRAGGING. YES, I LIKE ROMNEY. YES, OBAMA WON THE ELECTION. SO WHAT!? You have no facts to prove he's good at all. All you say is, "Obama rocks!" "I love Obama!" "Obama's awesome!" "HAHA OBAMA WON!" "Romney wanted to make woman have no rights!" I DON'T CARE. And honestly, how does that prove he's good? Romney wanted equal rights for woman, he wouldn't have gotten into the presidential campaign if he wanted to treat women like slaves. In fact, he treated every single one of the woman who worked for him very well. Stop being a blockhead. It's okay if you like Obama, you just don't need to boast.
Dear particular hunter,
You murdered a deer. Great. You don't need to tell me, after you KNOW that I don't support hunting. I don't like it when people kill innocent animals as a sport. You still can, but please don't brag and boast about it. "Oh, my dad shot my deer." "I missed my deer." "I KILLED A DEER THIS WEEKEND!" "I ate yummy dead squirrel soup yesterday. And squirrel pot pie. Yum yum yummmmmm." "I lost an eight pointer. Wahh wahh wahhhhh." Okay, nice to know. Stop telling me. Please.
Dear wolf hunters,
STAHP!!! WOLVES ARE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES THAT SHOULD NEVER BE KILLED. Stop shooting them and killing them for fun. You've killed too many and now they can't kill the deer. You do know that wolves kill the sick and old deer that can't produce offspring, leaving the healthy and strong deer to reproduce. And they eat them, every bit. Us, on the other hand, don't eat everything and we pick out the strong ones, leaving the sick and old ones to reproduce. Eventually all the wolves will become endangered, and then they'll be gone forever and we'll look at you. It'll be YOUR fault.
Dear braggy hunters,
We don't need to see pictures of your dead animals. I don't care if you shot a polar bear.
Dear hunter that shot an eight pointer buck and left it out to rot and never ate it,
You killed a living thing and didn't care, just left it there to rot. On a hill. On a skinning thing. Where children went sledding.
Dear non-vegetarians,
Hi. I don't eat meat. So what!? STOP BRAGGING. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU LOVE EATING PIGS AND COWS. "I love meat. It's sooooo good." "You're missing out on so much goodness!" "Once I was at my friend's house when they just slaughtered their pigs and for the whole time I was there the grass was red and we had yummy yummy bacon." Yeah, I know not all of you do that, but being a vegetarian is my opinion. Sure, you can eat meat. Good job! I'd actually probably eat meat if now-a-days it was treated humanely before slaughtered. I don't eat meat because now the chickens are kept in cramped cages where they can't even stand and fed hormones all their lives. The cows can't even turn around at all and are kept in small stalls and injected with steroids and fed only hormones. Same with pigs and all other meats. I just don't think it's right, and you can eat meat, but just don't be mean about it, jeez.
Dear animal abusers,
Go die in a hole. There's no reason to treat animals the way you do. No living being should have to be starved and left in a cage their whole life. Or shot with bb guns. Or hog tied and thrown in a trash can.
Dear animal fighting rinks,
Same goes for you. Dirt bags. I can't say how wrong it is to train animals to murder eachother then watch and encourage them to do it for money. I'm gonna stop writing about this, because I can go on for hours saying how wrong it is.
And last but not least,
Dear Person,
You're a funny and cool guy, but if I think about it you're a jerk. You always brag about how awesome Obama is and how stupid Justin Bieber is. You always think you're right when I do research to find things out. You always have to pick fights with me and never listen to me when I tell you something. I simply said that I didn't like a book because millions of people died, then you spend half the day saying you read it and that it rocked and that it wasn't sad at all. Okay, you didn't find it sad, but I did, so stop asking me how it was sad. And yes, I know I'm 'bigger' than you. You don't have to brag all the time saying this, right in front of me. "I'm the fastest person in the class." "I'm the lightest in the class." "I'm skinnier than all of you." Seems to me like you're calling me fat, just saying.
With anger and sincereness,
bunneh.
(Sorry about all my ranting, guise. Hope it's not inappropriate, I just had to get it all out of my system.)
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