Write a Letter You Cannot Send

[MajesticNightFall]

Dear _______
Why, why, why, why???
What did i do to deserve this piece of poo??
I am better than that and deserve to be treated that way!!!!
You went out with me in sympathy just because you knew if you said no i would burst out in tears and my heart would be in two!
But no you had to stay with me to make me feel better SURE SURE, you broke my heart shattered it into 1billion million piecesand then you threw every sharp blood drawing piece back at the gap were my heart belongs !!
I still love you even though my heart is shattered you haven't apologized yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GRRRRRR why???
I hate you and love you
buzz98

[infinitesimal void]

I'm using names because they aren't actual people. XD

(Not-so)Dear Murdoc Niccals,
You. Are. An. A**hole. Being able to pull of that look makes you even more so! PLEASE, leave poor 2D alone!
Oh, yeah, I love you, happy birthday.
Shuddup about my self-contradiction.
~Riva

Dear Russel Hobbs,
Your name is funny, but I like you a lot anyways. Your birthday is the same as mine! :D I think it's cool that you're into taxidermy, honestly! "It's, like, 'Pimp My Rhino'." XD
No one really gives you credit, but the band wouldn't have made it with out a drummer. Drummers set the beat, hold it all together.
Toxic waste is bad for you, man! Don't eat it!
Much love that you deserve and don't really get,
~Riva

Dear Noodle,
You're epic. End of story. Please kick Murdoc to... I dunno, somewhere torturous and horrible. Like a candy shop full of unicorns and rainbows.
I also want a guitar like yours. And what size FedEx box would work for 77 pounds? I'm trying to mail myself to Plastic Beach. XD
And in El Manana, were you scared? I know you're a great actress, but that windmill door scene where you scream looked like pure, genuine "Holy-cow-I'm-Gonna-Die" terror. And would you be offended if I went to a cosplay in a too-bright purple wig as you?
And rescue 2D-kun, the poor kid's gonna be more phsyco than usual if he stays longer!
~Riva

Dear 2D,
THIS IS FROM THE WHALE.
I AM GOING TO EAT YOU.
NOM NOM N-
Oh, I'm just kidding! Stay away from Cyborg, okay? She's worse than a whale.
If you were real I'd probably marry you,
~Riva

This is directed at the cartoon characters of Gorillaz, the smash-hit awesome sauce virtual band. So excuse my craziness. XD I'm a big fan!

[mychemz]

Dear___________ and ____________

Why don't you ever come back on anymore? Don't keep saying it's because you forgot your password. When I went to check on my account on on your laptop, you were logged in. and had been that way for months. You also said CS is boring! No it's not!! CS is fun! Even _____ said so. Please come on. I've sent you a million PMs.No, I'm not mad at you. Thank you.

[feather_light_flight]

Dear Hater ________,

What the heck is up with you? We use to be friends but then you joined the others and now you're just....just rude and inconsiderate. You act like your better than me just because I chose not to join them. How does that make me a lower level than you? How did that happen? We use to be the best of friends! How could that change so fast? Why do you treat me so? Why do you ignore me? and when I do see you you just rant on and on about how much the others like me are rude to you? You rant how much better you are and look at me like im supose ot agree with you? How could I agree with you when you talk like that? HOW? WHY? WHEN? What? What happened?

Sorry for wasting your time...

[In The Darke]

Dear ________,
You know I love you and you can trust me, ask anyone. You know I'd do anything for you but you cant expect me to wait around forever... I dont want you to leave me, I never wanted you to go... I dont know how you can say you love me when you're hurting me this much... You told me to find someone else but how can I when it's only you I need? I just want to hold you tightly and never have to let go, I want to make you smile again... I want another chance, I promise I wont screw it up... I wish you were here right now so you could see me cry over the fact that you might not want me, even though you kissed me today in plain sight of everyone. Please dont leave me, I dont think I'd make it though the night...
Love,
_____. <3

[fallingslowly]

Dear ____________,

I hate you. Straight up HATE YOU. You're the worst person I have ever met. Ever other person in the world that I've met has had some sort of goodness in them, or I pity them for not being able to show it even though it's there. But with you, you have no soul, always waiting for any sort of weakness that anyone shows to strike. You're so easy to predict, and it's pitiful. The only way you know how to communicate is through insults. What kind of a person does that? Answer: the demon that is you. The world wouldn't care if you fell off a cliff to day. I know I wouldn't. I would have been the one that pushed you off, and had a party because of it. 'National __________ is dead' day. I like the sound of it, and you know why? Because you wouldn't be there. High school is the most vulnerable and unstable part of every person's life, and you choose to strike at the lowest point of the low. Disgusting. You laugh like a retarted horse, you even yell at the teacher, you directly complement yourself and pretend it's a joke, and what's with your hair? It looks like someone cut half of them off on one side. Atrocious. The only excuse I could possibly come up with is that you had cancer. Congradulations. You survived. Woohoo. Yah, I wish that cancer killed you. Maybe those doctors could have saved someone else, anyone else more worthy than you. I cannot wait until Late Brit. Lit. is over so I never have to see your disgusting face again. I'll always hate you, fallingslowly

[elie53]

Dear Justin Beiber,

Go fall in a hole.

YAY!!

[meerkatgirl]

Dear C,

I honestly think your girlfriend is a b****. But, that's just me. She's a horrible friend, and spreads rumors. True, I am not actually friends with her, but after the whole {your girlfriend's name here} and {my friend's name here} thing, I'm not going near her. And I was sort of friends last year, and she talks about everyone behind their backs. So, complete b****. Anyway, yeah, I do sort of like you. A lot actually. Great timing huh? The day I decide to tell you, I find out you're going out with her. Fun. I can't help but wondering if you still like me though. Not complaining or anything, but really. Sorry I was horrible at times, but I never meant it. And when I punched you (or kicked you in the face) there was usually a reason behind it. But it's also something i do when I'm nervous I guess. If you haven't noticed, I need my space. It all came from this huge thing that happned in 5-7 grade. Basically, I liked this guy in fifth grade. We were friends though, so I didn't want to ruin it. Then in sixth grade, he found out. Long story short, we didn't talk for two years. I'm still getting over it I guess, because anytime I become friends with a guy I like, or who likes me, I freak out and avoid them or soemthing. So yeah, that's my explaination for my bi-polar-ness this year. I miss being friends with you. The beginning of the eyar was nice. I just wish I could go back to the beginning of the year, so I'd have a chance to fix things. To bad I didn't really see you before this year, because you stopped going to church two years ago I think. I miss how simple thigns were then. Like four years ago when we met in church. You were so weird, and I pretended to hate you. I always kicked and puched you in the middle of church... So yeah. It was nice then, you know? I pretended to hate you, you pretended to hate me. Anyway. Basically, I miss you. And like you a lot. And hate your girlfriend. And kind of want to kill her, but I won't because that would be a b***** thing to do and you'd be sad. And I don't think I've ever breally seen you sad, and I don't really want to start, because it'd probably be just a bit weird and you'd probably hate me and that's not really a good thing to do to a guy you like. So, I'll be nice and only think about killing her. In a slow, painful way. Very slow. And bloody. Very bloody. So yeah. Sorry 'bout the visual there. Bye.

~Bambi/Fish (remember that? You were bear I think)

[feather_light_flight]

i know i already wrote a letter but now i have another one to write. I'm not even going to bother iwth the format i just have to get this off my cheast,

SOME ON STOLE MY BOOK! That's not even the worst part, it was at my dance studio, the one place where i felt i oculd trust anyone. But no. I put it half buried under my bag, leave for five minutes, and when i come back it aint there anymore. I look everywhere, no where. And then i get the gut feeling, it was stolen SOMEONE STOLE MY PROPERTY! I haven't done wrong to anyone but they feel in the right to take y property anyways.

[Beee]

Dear ________,

I just wanted to say that you are the most annoying person in the world, yet, I started to fall for you. I realize now.... that you are just a nerd, who has nothing to do but brag about your girlfriend, who is fake, and how awesome you are, and black ops. All this HAS to stop. Dude, seriously, get a life, and tell a true story.

Dear _______,

Liar.... Liar.... You are stealing my friend from me. You say your grandma picks out your clothes. Lie!!! My crush fell for you, and put 6 years of crushing on him to waste. I asked him why he liked you, even though you smell like grandma, but he said that he just did. Wow. I hope when you finally crush me, and win him over, that he turns out to be a criminal. I can work with that...