Things That Amuse You V.3

[nyacinth]

I posted something from a group chat on tumblr because i thought it was funny (I tagged the person who said it in the post and she didn't mind at all) and i was only expecting maybe 10 notes max. as that's the usual amount i get for fandom-related posts
...
i come back from school to 132 notes

[samm.]

I tried to draw a dog. Instead I drew a manatee. Like..wut? How..? xDD

[fika.]

i tried to be tumblr by putting yoghurt in my mason jar
yeah
now my spoon is all yoghurty,

i just found this the highlight of my day tbh

[[deleted user 39490]]

My mom said just vacuumed and cleaned the whole house so that my dog wouldn't find food and eat it.

My dog just ran out of the room with a full-sized soft pretzel.

What.

[teddybutch]

Someone on the UT fan club thread posted this and I'm dying.
Also, that one time Sans got on TV.

[floral failure]

my cat was in a box, but the box was on its side, so she was looking at what would be the bottom and clawing it, I thought this odd so I looked at her and said: cat, that is Not how you box! idk why I find this so amusing...

[Omega Flowey]

So my "boyfriend" was fake fighting with one of his "crew"
And I randomly shouted "MORTAL COMBAT"
AND LIKE THREE OTHER PEOPLE STARTED SIMGING THE THEMESONG
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE.

[GhiraWar]

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im
crying

[meteion]

i cAN HEAR MY WII U FROM THE OTHER R OOM
i swear it scared the crap out of me oml
whyy

[GhiraWar]

i cAN HEAR MY WII U FROM THE OTHER R OOM
i swear it scared the crap out of me oml
whyy

wanna know scary
walking into your brother's room
and the tv is on but the screen is static
and ben drowned's friggin theme song is slowly playing
I cried