Things That Amuse You V.3

[Brainiac5]

People think that I like Vocaloids and send me gifts.
I’ve heard like five Vocaloid songs total ever.

[līga]

How my dog just plops down to get a belly scratch every time he sees me.
I cannot refuse either

[forgive!]

[Kanjouhi]

this
this is great
i love this

[i<3 wolves678]

Last night I had a dream where I went to Poundland with Draco Malfoy and got stung by a load of wasps

...

and that’s only the second weirdest dream I’ve ever had

[Imp_Twelve]

fruit puns

[idiosyncrasy]

OwO

[KaraleeWasTaken]

I recently lost my Apple Pencil down the crack of the couch. Like, all the way. Fast-forward to Mom yanking out all the staples that attach the fabric to the couch so we can get to it.

End of the mess, I’m not allowed to use my iPencil on the couch, and we now have several things belonging to the previous owners of the couch, including but not limited to: a fast food toy (an Indiana Jones-themed torch thingie), a tiny crystal star pendant set in some silver metal, a purple doll spoon, plastic peas-in-a-pod (presumably they go with the spoon??), a handful of spare change (mostly quarters, yay!), and a one-use application of Frontline flea and tick protection for dogs.

Also found an old red 2-in-1 stylus and pen, and a crochet hook (both ours), an empty wrapper for yogurt raisin snacks, a few of said yogurt raisin snacks, and loads of old Fruit Loops covered in dog hair.

[bromance]

I WANNA GO TO BED BUT THESE JERRY SPRINGER VIDS LDKSJGLDSKJG

[SleepyKerfuffle]