Things That Amuse You V.3

[kiwikweenie]

i forgot that the 4th of july even exists

ghdsf same?? pff oh my god

[sorroh]

this picture of my cat

[spiderkisser]

this picture of my cat

My cat does the same exact thing
except like
she has a shoe fetish????
whenever someone takes off their shoes in our house, she goes right over to them, shoves her face in them, rubs on them, claws them, etc etc etc..
And the poor person who left their shoes goes home with a ton of cat hair on their feet.


also



I didnt get a screenshot but
Cleverbot: how are you?
me: Good
Cleverbot: thats fine.
me, seeing what its reaction would be: so are you
Cleverbot: you dont even know my age.
me: good point, how old are you?
Cleverbot: 18.
me:
me:
me: oh.

[Silent Serenity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJTV9KAUk9Q


1:45
Right now children

[forgive!]

[Fierce Wings]

I didn't know I needed this until just now. It gave me the giggles. Thanks for this. 😂

[tenor]

my step-niece, who is 3 years old: ten...?
me: yes?
her: when i grow up, i want to be a baby like kai

[i<3 wolves678]

for a moment I literally completely forgot it was my birthday tomorrow

wh oops

Edit: I just misread someone’s username as “egg police” and i’m cryinf h e l p

[Rinovo]

this picture of my cat

My cat does the same exact thing
except like
she has a shoe fetish????
whenever someone takes off their shoes in our house, she goes right over to them, shoves her face in them, rubs on them, claws them, etc etc etc..
And the poor person who left their shoes goes home with a ton of cat hair on their feet.


also



I didnt get a screenshot but
Cleverbot: how are you?
me: Good
Cleverbot: thats fine.
me, seeing what its reaction would be: so are you
Cleverbot: you dont even know my age.
me: good point, how old are you?
Cleverbot: 18.
me:
me:
me: oh.

Yeah my family has already acknowledged one of our cat's shoe fetish. I'm p sure it's because of all the smells with walking around.


I juST REALIZED THAT MY CHILDHOOD STUFFED ANIMAL WAS NON BINARY. LIKE PEOPLE WOULD ASK WHAT GENDER IT WAS AND I WAS ALWAYS "Idk it doesn't have one but I call it doggie." I used male pronouns for it sometimes but like it's so shocking that even when I was four I didn't really acknowledge gender.

[Cruxich]