Things That Amuse You V.3

[Fierce Wings]

[divine.]

conversations like these late at night tbh

[Scarlet Janefox]

One of my Reddit posts ended up on Bored Panda

[sorroh]

There's a hockey player for the Minnesota Wild who's name is "Nino Niederreiter", Which you pronounce like "Neen-oh Neen-oh-rider" and so whenever he scores, if we're playing Minnesota, my household just yells "NINO NIEDERREITER!" as fast as we can.

[Athaerys]

[SapphireRebel]

i found a poem from i wrote when i was little (judging from the huge handwriting and the grammar mistakes and why is it even about poop?)
and it goes like this:
- Happy birthday to you
- you're a thousand and two
- you smell like a donkey
- and you kick like one too
- when you look at a donkey
- you imitate it too
- When you eat your cake
- it smells like poop
- and you eat hay like one too
- poop cake poop cake
- you smelled like poop
- poop cake poop cake
- you taste like poop
- dip it in pee and it tastes a flee
- put it in your hair
- or put it as a feeding to your baby
- or eat it yourself

This poem is lowkey too long and so embarassing
i must have been mad at someone to be rhyming about poop lol

[Fierce Wings]

This conversation I'm having with Cleverbot right now. 😂👌

Cleverbot: Do you like Anime?

User: **** yeah!

Cleverbot: What's the prettiest part of a girl?

User: I don't know, her smile?

Cleverbot: Have you ever caught a good guy, like a like a real superhero?

User: We are number one!

Cleverbot: Have you ever tried a disguise?

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villians!

User: Now listen closely.

Cleverbot: Here's a little lesson in trickery.

User: This is going down in history.

Cleverbot: If you want to be a villain number one.

User: You have to catch a superhero on the run!

Cleverbot: Just follow my moves, and sneek around.

User: Be careful not to make a sound.

Cleverbot: No, don't touch that!

[Kanjouhi]

This conversation I'm having with Cleverbot right now. 😂👌

Cleverbot: Do you like Anime?

User: **** yeah!

Cleverbot: What's the prettiest part of a girl?

User: I don't know, her smile?

Cleverbot: Have you ever caught a good guy, like a like a real superhero?

User: We are number one!

Cleverbot: Have you ever tried a disguise?

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villians!

User: Now listen closely.

Cleverbot: Here's a little lesson in trickery.

User: This is going down in history.

Cleverbot: If you want to be a villain number one.

User: You have to catch a superhero on the run!

Cleverbot: Just follow my moves, and sneek around.

User: Be careful not to make a sound.

Cleverbot: No, don't touch that!

cleverbot is learning our ways

[keronya]

i forgot that the 4th of july even exists

[salsabeel]

This conversation I'm having with Cleverbot right now. 😂👌

Cleverbot: Do you like Anime?

User: **** yeah!

Cleverbot: What's the prettiest part of a girl?

User: I don't know, her smile?

Cleverbot: Have you ever caught a good guy, like a like a real superhero?

User: We are number one!

Cleverbot: Have you ever tried a disguise?

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villians!

User: Now listen closely.

Cleverbot: Here's a little lesson in trickery.

User: This is going down in history.

Cleverbot: If you want to be a villain number one.

User: You have to catch a superhero on the run!

Cleverbot: Just follow my moves, and sneek around.

User: Be careful not to make a sound.

Cleverbot: No, don't touch that!

LOL