Things That Amuse You V.3

[i<3 wolves678]

my joke species is actually getting attention

ok then

[bromance]

paypal called me about something but whats funny about it was near the end of the call the guy was like ''btw we advise against using cartoon characters as your profile photo'' and i held in my laughter as hard as i could

[tenor]

Cats

Story short, this cat won't leave me the HECK alone (: He only wants love, but he's hard as a rock and fat and lazy. Shame on you, cat.

[Hellagia]

I just spent half an hour first researching military vs passenger vehicle costs, then ranting incessantly to my friend that Wu is in the wrong market and stupid for it and how he should be making service/therapy dinosaurs instead of weaponized dinosaurs. HALF AN HOUR. And I only stopped because I realized I was starting to use Detroit as an example of a rich person being able to afford a “preorder custom” type of therapy/service dinosaur and caught myself researching giraffe species status. I’m still stuck in a tangy mindset. I didn’t allow myself closure because I was too busy going “STOP RANTING ABOUT NONEXISTENT PROBLEMS.”

... half an hour.
Wu.
Get out of the military market. Stop being stupid. THERES A MUCH BIGGER MARKET IN SERVICE DINOSAURS. *scream*

[buzzy]

when i get home- or leave my bedroom, and i have been in there for a very large amount of time- my new puppy sprints all around the front room of my house then runs to my feet and wiggles around. he kinda makes this weird macaroni shape with his body and still wiggles around my feet.

i obviously bend down and try to pet him- but that doesnt happen...-he jumps up and bites my nose before running around the room again.

i always laugh at him, and he jumps on the sofas and continues to run around before nibbling my fingers tips. he gives me a look like 'yo girl, lemme eat yo fingers. NOM NOM NOM'

[Hellagia]

(I’m still stuck on the therapy/service animal dinosaur idea and am mentally making a fluffy nice indoraptor that could help my friend’s husband and am upset that this can’t happen. IMAGINE A FLUFFY INDORAPTOR PUSHING A WHEELCHAIR OR HAVING A HARNESS LIKE A SLED DOG TO PULL IT. Imagine flindoraptor resting it’s fluffy head in the owners lap as they wait. Imagine flindoraptor (fluffy indoraptor) using its hands to bring its person a drink. No need for ropes on fridge door handles!
WHY AM I SO STUCK ON THIS.)

[solid snake.]

[Fierce Wings]

GET USED TO IT

[~Starlight Fate~]

I FOUND A SUBREDDIT CALLED R/OUTSIDE AND IT'S BASICALLY REAL LIFE THE MMORPG I'M CRYING

[chic 'n' stu]

the fact that the i and the guy i like will be in new jersey the same day doing completely different things