by randomnarwhal » Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:12 pm
Dear __,
why do you have to give me so much homework? I have homework in other classes as well. I just need a break. I know I have a terrible grade in your class right now, and I used to be better. Just slow down for a second. I guess I should have not done honors classes. It is too hard. I'm not even smart, I didn't get into Secondary 1 Honors. Just Regular Honors. Just time consuming. Or I just need to stop procrastinating, but whatever.
Your Student
Dear__,
We are really good friends, and I feel like ___ is taking you away from me. I don't want to ruin your relationship with her, or with me, but we don't really have many classes together, and you have soccer after school. I know I don't talk much, I'm just really introverted. We have our fair share of inside jokes and fond memories together. Don't break that bond, please.
Your friend,
Homeless Person (that lives on the side of the street)
P.S. But really everyone live on the side of the street unless they have unpaved roads around their house. "What street do you live on?" Person 1. Person 2, " Are you calling me homeless?!"
Dear ___,
You are so cute, just stop it. I don't have any classes with you. You kind of are dumb though, you just don't try. Why do you have to be gay? URHG Hasghjlksg sjh jg ad. It just ruins me. bleh.
Person in your school,
S
Dear ___,
I appreciate how hard you work and all the things to take care of me, but can you stop yelling. I know I have to do my homework. Repeating doesn't change anything. Just stop.
Dear __,
You're cute too. Really hot. You and ___. But __ like ___. You probably like _______, but I like you. You probably don't notice me, except in P.E. but that's because most of the girls take dance instead. And the girls don't try. We hang out sometimes, but with a group. I might get a skateboard/ Penny Board. Maybe a Nickel board. Or longboard. I don't know. Anyway. Blah..
S
Dear ___,
You are way smarter than me, not in any of my classes. We were in school together and still are. You are so funny! I just wish you could like me.
S