RP Rant Thread X3

[⚜ Estivel]

I know, I was like "....Oh s**t, did I miss something and screw everything up?! D; /panic./"
And I hate when they do that, they're like "Not this that, disregard that I suck ****, now use the 57th's codeword to decipher ancient Aztec ruins and give me the ancient gem that lies behind that with a virgin sacrifice. Then when all the planets have alligned I will use the gem to unlock the anciet jail of the titans, you must battle all of them with only a Sabertooth Tiger Fang. After all of this you will find a shard of the sun imbedded 200,000feet under the seafloor. Use this to light your way into the passage of UN-NUK-TOO-UIN. Find the tomb of Ghui-Te-yu and inscirbed into his forehead will be the codeword. Becareful, Ghui-Te-yu likes to fight for 57 years after you wake him up; so take a knife with you or something.


...Use the first codeword and nothing else."

And by the end of it you've forgotten what codeword you need to use and you submit your profile without it and they scream at you because your sacrifice is a cow and not a lamb. :c

You have no idea how much fun I had reading that C:

[Madame Butterfly]

I know, I was like "....Oh s**t, did I miss something and screw everything up?! D; /panic./"
And I hate when they do that, they're like "Not this that, disregard that I suck ****, now use the 57th's codeword to decipher ancient Aztec ruins and give me the ancient gem that lies behind that with a virgin sacrifice. Then when all the planets have alligned I will use the gem to unlock the anciet jail of the titans, you must battle all of them with only a Sabertooth Tiger Fang. After all of this you will find a shard of the sun imbedded 200,000feet under the seafloor. Use this to light your way into the passage of UN-NUK-TOO-UIN. Find the tomb of Ghui-Te-yu and inscirbed into his forehead will be the codeword. Becareful, Ghui-Te-yu likes to fight for 57 years after you wake him up; so take a knife with you or something.


...Use the first codeword and nothing else."

And by the end of it you've forgotten what codeword you need to use and you submit your profile without it and they scream at you because your sacrifice is a cow and not a lamb. :c

xD

You win an internet. Have some. *hands over an internet*

[Limerence]

I get pretty annoyed when people quit a RP, and then come back a couple month's later asking for a recap and expecting to join again. DX

[Clowesia]

I know, I was like "....Oh s**t, did I miss something and screw everything up?! D; /panic./"
And I hate when they do that, they're like "Not this that, disregard that I suck ****, now use the 57th's codeword to decipher ancient Aztec ruins and give me the ancient gem that lies behind that with a virgin sacrifice. Then when all the planets have alligned I will use the gem to unlock the anciet jail of the titans, you must battle all of them with only a Sabertooth Tiger Fang. After all of this you will find a shard of the sun imbedded 200,000feet under the seafloor. Use this to light your way into the passage of UN-NUK-TOO-UIN. Find the tomb of Ghui-Te-yu and inscirbed into his forehead will be the codeword. Becareful, Ghui-Te-yu likes to fight for 57 years after you wake him up; so take a knife with you or something.


...Use the first codeword and nothing else."

And by the end of it you've forgotten what codeword you need to use and you submit your profile without it and they scream at you because your sacrifice is a cow and not a lamb. :c

xD

You win an internet. Have some. *hands over an internet*

IT'S LIKE ONE OF THE ORIGINAL INDIANA JONES MOVIES.
/I had the Indiana Jones theme music going in my head the entire time I wrote that./
ALSO, THIS IS MY FIRST INTERNET WIN, yay~! 8D

[christa renz]

I know, I was like "....Oh s**t, did I miss something and screw everything up?! D; /panic./"
And I hate when they do that, they're like "Not this that, disregard that I suck ****, now use the 57th's codeword to decipher ancient Aztec ruins and give me the ancient gem that lies behind that with a virgin sacrifice. Then when all the planets have alligned I will use the gem to unlock the anciet jail of the titans, you must battle all of them with only a Sabertooth Tiger Fang. After all of this you will find a shard of the sun imbedded 200,000feet under the seafloor. Use this to light your way into the passage of UN-NUK-TOO-UIN. Find the tomb of Ghui-Te-yu and inscirbed into his forehead will be the codeword. Becareful, Ghui-Te-yu likes to fight for 57 years after you wake him up; so take a knife with you or something.


...Use the first codeword and nothing else."

And by the end of it you've forgotten what codeword you need to use and you submit your profile without it and they scream at you because your sacrifice is a cow and not a lamb. :c

xD

You win an internet. Have some. *hands over an internet*

IT'S LIKE ONE OF THE ORIGINAL INDIANA JONES MOVIES.
/I had the Indiana Jones theme music going in my head the entire time I wrote that./
ALSO, THIS IS MY FIRST INTERNET WIN, yay~! 8D

...Wow xD You win another internet :3

[Limerence]

If you look back a page or so, you will see that I have been venting a bit. Mostly because someone that I have a 1x1 RP with was online and refused to post.

Guess what? Turns out she is quitting the RP. DX

[Lady B]

Yay, a ranting thread x3

I had this roleplay, and a user joined up, they gave me an example of what they would post and it was reeeaaallly long, detailed and good. Then, when they finally decide to post a bit, they only say stuff like:

"----- smiled "

" ran around chasing a fly and it landed on his nose OH HELPPPP he screamed"

" ---- was bored "

AND they posted about 4 or 5 times in a row when no one else was!!!!! Arrggh!

[thekraken]

I was ina role play offsite, and I warned my partner that my male charrie never stayed in relationships, so I made him leave her charrie. Thiis is how the PM conversation went...

Her:
What the hell? Why did your charrie leave mine?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me:
Hey, I warned you that he would and you said that was fine.
Her:
Well then you have to make your other charrie get with mine!!!!
Me:
I don't HAVE to do anything...
Her:
YES YOU DO! YOU'RE JUST BEIGN REALLY REALLY STUPID! IT'S THE RULES! IF YOU DON'T MAKE YOUR CHARACTER LIKE MINE I WILL REPORT YOU!!!
Me:
Go ahead. i'd love to see the mods reactions.

[Birchteeth]

I was ina role play offsite, and I warned my partner that my male charrie never stayed in relationships, so I made him leave her charrie. Thiis is how the PM conversation went...

Her:
What the hell? Why did your charrie leave mine?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me:
Hey, I warned you that he would and you said that was fine.
Her:
Well then you have to make your other charrie get with mine!!!!
Me:
I don't HAVE to do anything...
Her:
YES YOU DO! YOU'RE JUST BEIGN REALLY REALLY STUPID! IT'S THE RULES! IF YOU DON'T MAKE YOUR CHARACTER LIKE MINE I WILL REPORT YOU!!!
Me:
Go ahead. i'd love to see the mods reactions.

FAIL LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!1!!1one!!

...Yeah. That's pretty bad. I've seen several people get their OOC knickers in a twist about that sort of stuff, when they knew what they were getting into.

[Mirza]

I hate it when I have lots of time to roleplay (like today, as I'm sick) and then I join a few. And then, the next day I hardly have anytime at all or I loose all of my muse. T_T