Things That Amuse You V.3

[i<3 wolves678]

Rudolph has legs so hot u fry an egg
The name makes me wanna adopt him now lmao

[Fierce Wings]

Tears. Tears are in my eyes right now. x'''D

[yuune]

i finally got my bf to watch an undertale playthrough
i feel a bit accomplished

[[deleted user 39490]]

So, my brother was complaining about how bad the tooth paste tasted for the past week.
Turns out it was because he was using Two-n-One, Anti-Dandruff Shampoo.
At least his teeth won't get Dandruff.

Also, I dropped a cupcake on my dog's head and I feel sad.
Poor Cupcake... and Dog.

[meteion]

i swear i'm just now starting to get sick
in february
lord help me ;v;
also i sneeze like a kitten?? kek

[areadbhar]

they don't look angry to me

also the fact that i'm coming up with warrior cat names for stray cats in my neighborhood

[Fierce Wings]

*retarded hyena laugh*

[a snoozing skerple]

'You don't have a cat' meme reminds of that time mom woke me up by dumping a stray on my head
That stray is no longer a stray and whenever he sleeps on my bed now it's always on my pillow with his butt against my head
I guess what they say is true, first impressions are what lasts- his first impression of me is that my head belongs under his butt. Thanks, mom. I will eventually convince myself that I have always desired to have achieve the stable, respectable niche as a spazzoid's butt cozy.

[Travis]

• so i rewatch chuggaaconroy lp's when i have nothing to do and
• "im really quite surprised that it was such an easy one because i usually get them wrong, because they're a lot tougher than that. its like 'where is this food from?' and i'm just like i dunno, i just eat it."
• s a m e

[Kenjaku]

I am losing my crap holy moly
The comics are so great but THIS
THIS has killed me