Things That Amuse You V.3

[kiwikweenie]

friend: dont screenshot this
me: I wouldn't dare

a message I screenshotted PFFT I love my friends

[Brainiac5]

xxxx@above h eck the mental im a ge

xxxxWhen you wanna read some happy/humorous fics but it's all ships and xReader

That is a throwback to my time in the Young Justice fandom though.

Or when you’re the only one in the whole dang fandom who ships a thing and you’re looking for fics of that ship.

[sorroh]

when people snap shut their glasses cases and they make the loud thud noise
it just seems sassy to me

[grizol]

my philosophy teacher used this in his lesson today, which was about how hard work is over rated.

[a snoozing skerple]

so yknow that thing about how ad companies track your browser history to show you targeted ads based on the stuff you search... but the results are normally just a little bit off?
like how if you search up info about those good ol RPG classics like TES and EQ, they'll show you a ton of gaming ads, but they'll all be for those crappy "men only!!1!!" browser games that have to advertize with boobs for lack of other content? or if you look up the history of medieval names you'll get a bunch of pregnancy ads, because apparently there's just a lot of preggo women in the modern day who want to name their childs stuff like osnath and gaylord i guess?

well tonight i'm suddenly getting a bunch of ads about vegetables. diet tips, which veggies help you thrive, how to prepare your healthy daily crunch, great vegan recipes, eat your broccoli!
.....
i was looking up hemlock

[leeheeseung]

when ur ex sending u snaps just reply with bro at the end of each reply 2
show them that you've move tf on :'))))))))))))) lmao im still laughung

[vicasterology]

literally 2 minutes ago i used a picture of freddie benson in my snapchat streaks and i've already gotten 3 replies calling him daddy this is great

[fuexvix]

Watching my Guinea Piggy's hop around for a hour X3

[wayward will]

does anyone else ever find themselves leaning against a wall in semidarkness at 10:30 at night wearing a black button-up shirt, rainbow suspenders and bowtie as well as a short, brown wig while swigging homemade soda out of an unmarked brown bottle? or is it just me

[star star.]

i'm trying to figure out how to do something for an au i'm writing & i'm trying to plot it out??
some of it is me just trying to get my thoughts together by texting my datemate on discord
one of the things i said:


nora hasn't yeeted hazel out of the lobby yet


frankly this is just highly amusing to me and i'm not 100% sure why but i think that this just goes to show that my sense of humor comes a lot from memes