Favorite Quotes

[Longtail'sPack]

My Favorite Quotes are:

'Miley Cyrus needs a Straight Jacket.' - Joe Jonas

'Why is it that humans think they own dogs, when we dogs only rarely think we own humans?' - The Good Dog by Avi

'Hermione, You're A Girl' - Ron Weasly

'Guys! Guys! its a! Do a! Wha?!' - Chicken Little

'Thats Illogical, I cant have that' - Nick Jonas

'Open the fridge and eat a chicken!' - Joe Jonas

[Moonflight]

One of mine from my eighth grade math teacher:

My Teacher: You can't yell at someone if they get a problem wrong
Someone: Can we yell at people if they use bad grammar?
My Teacher: What, did I do bad grammar?
Everyone: *laughter*
My Teacher: What?! Did I do bad grammar?!

She was a nice person but also a complete airhead... XD

[BrokenKitteh]

Okay fave quotes
"do you realize how uneducated America is? I mean, we order big macs with a large fry then get a DIET COKE! WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!" ~Matt (*sighs like boy crazy fan girl*)

"Duck soup is better for the soul thank chicken Soup, Ducks are less tainted by the damn rooster jokes" ~Me

"Don't worry about failing life, nobody has come out alive yet." ~ My sister

Teacher: "Geometry is important in life"
Rye: "what for?"
Teacher: "Ummm..." *consults math book* "Lot sof things!
Rye: "Like?"
Teacher: "Just shut up and believe what I tell you infidel!"
Rye: "OH GOD!! ITS A TERRORIST!!"

[darkbringer]

oh were to end were to begin on this one XD i quote everything nearly!

"do you think its because were so awesome? I think its because were so awesome!"-quoted from supernatural XD
(i like those you hada be there to get it quotes so yea XD)
"you think you funny dont you?" "no I think I'm adorable"-supernatural..againX3
"for aslong as I can remember I've had memories"(i pretty sure this ones been posted but its still so funny XD

oh and now for my famous quote (apperently) "I dont like him, I just like the way he looks!" XD (yup i actually sed that)

[pinayshawty97]

My favorite quote would be from "Twilight by Stephenie Meyer" I liked the one that say " "I'm a vamp person" && "I punched a WEREWOLF in the face." OMG! Twilight is awesome! >w<

[Shinkei-Shinto]

Favourite *anonamous*(sp!) quotes. I found them all on Deviantart. So credit goes to the users there. OO;

"The lesser of two evils is still EVIL."
"Confidence: the feeling you have before you understand the situation."
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. My desk is called a work station..."
"How to fly: throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"As soon as Mars has an atmosphere, I am SO moving there."
"9 out of 10 people agree that 1 out of 10 will disagree with the other 9."
"There's a pidgeon on your head. You've got head pidgeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children."
"I defy you, stereotypes!"
"We're not retreating; we're advancing in another direction!"
"The grass may be green on the other side, but I've become accustomed to this brown stubble around me."
"I cannot be held responsible for further messages, as, apparently, my cats have learned to type."
"I've got an idea. An idea so diabolical that my head might explode if I even BEGAN to know what I was talking about."
"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean--NO ONE"S FOLLOWING ME?!"
"I was talking to myself and you are interrupting."
"Before you mock me, remember this... you're edible..."
"No! No! No! That is NOT how you kill someone with a spork!"
"Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experiance."
"Run wolf warrior, run on..."
"If in doubt, don't quote me."
"Let your Wired Wings unfurl, and fly you through this Wired World."
"Is a paintbrush considered a weapon?"
"Eye no mai eengleash iz prfect; butt in caiss ay meyk a misteak ignour it."
"Sarcasm is good, but a flame-thrower is better."
"<Insert awesome quote here.>"
"Love is a grave mental Disease."
"The statement below is true.
The statemant above is false."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you."

XD That's all.. for now. And some of those are from other places. Can you tell that I've been collecting these things for a loong time?

,,,^..^,,,

[Moonflight]

Anonymous quotes~

"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot"

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet planes!"

"Seven days without pizza makes one weak"

X3

[BrokenKitteh]

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls" (Too true for me)

"I talk to myself, Because I like talking to a better class of people"

"Anna, only you can make Bella seem graceful" ` My older sister

"There are few people in this world that can managed to have a perfect day, without one error, but there are fewer people who can end up in the hospital because they tripped over a dust bunny, feel, slid across a linoleum floor, it their head on a locker door, got someone's fingers shut in said door, try to stand up, and fall AGAIN, and break a leg in the process. You can do both in a single day.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Weird dream I had....:
Mick Jagger: "Where am I?"
Commoner: "Htrae"
Mick:"What?"
Me: "Earth's parallel dimension idiot"
Mick: "Oh.. well then can I get a place to sleep and some coffee?"
Commoner: "Got any money?"
Mick: "Do you know who I am?"
Commoner: "Uhhh no... should I?"
Mick: "I'm a famous rocker!"
Commoner: "What in Paul's hill is a rocker?"
mick: What the hell kind of Parallel dimension is this??!!"

[Nearmagic]

*Hugs a tree* They have less issues than people

When life give you lemons make lemonade

[Songbird95]

I have several favorite quotes

1. Everything Happens For A Reason---from a fiction book called "Dark Water Rising"
2. Focus On Where You Want To go, Not On What You Fear--- in an assignment book that I have for school by Anthony Robbins
3. What Is Meant To Be, Will Be--- My Dad


Warning, two quotes, when used, usually make something go horribly wrong
1. It's 7th grade, anythin can happen
2. Theres A First For Everything
Both of those my friends & I made up from...um...experiences