reviving this old thread now that ive went through my teenage angst arc and have better quotes:
Face it, Larry, we're both [liars]. But my camera isn't. It doesn't know how to lie.
Six ride the carousel, but only two can get off.
Two prayers for the lost.
Always weigh what I got against what I have left, so progress report, I am missing you to death.
Douse yourself in cheap prefume, it's so fitting, so fitting of the way you are.
Oh mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue. You should've raised a baby girl, I should have been a better son. If you could coddle the infection, they can amputate at once. I should've been, I could've been a better son.
And if you'd call me a sweetheart, i'd maybe than sing you a song. But there's [stuff] that i've done with this [hell] of a gun, you would cry out your eyes all along.
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so, but it's really quite alarming, cuz i'm such an awful [guy]!
So long, and goodnight.
some sillier ones more akin to my old posts here:
that entire eggman moon speech oh my god i cannot quote it here but it never gets old
boo hoffman we hate your [person]
isaac we love you !!! :)