Moments You'll always find funny...

[Ä╬ON]

OMG!!
My friend:Hey you should be popular
Me:What?
Merry*My friend*:*Grabs hair and messes it up*
Me:HEY!!!!!!I SPENT AND HOUR ON THAT!!
Merry:Snickering.
Me:*Slaps*
Me:How do you like that*LOLING with my eyes closed*
Merry:*Slaps:

[SaltyToothpaste]

ffff there was one night a week ago or so when I had some friends over...

we were all talking and having a good time, when...
C: Oh, I had such a hilarious dream last night...
Everyone: Tell us tell us tell us!
C: Well okay... I was standing in a city with some friends, when suddenly everyone was gone... and I walked around until I saw a crowd of people, and then they began to move away slowly but surely, and then---
X: -bursts out laughing REALLY LOUDLY-
Everyone: ....what? He didn't even get to the point!
X: He said "slowly but surely"... can't you hear how hilarious it sounds? It doesn't make any sense!
Everyone: ...no it makes perfectly sense...
X: -keeps laughing-

fff idk he's the guy who can laugh himself to death at something ridicilous while everyone else don't get it at all... he's awesome xD

[Inkspill]

My cousin and my sis and I were playing with the legos. We were having a little party and this guy named Jack was selling fruit amongst the ice cream and cookies etc. being handed out.

*loud chatter and laughing and stuff*
Jack: Who wants some FRUIT?
*dead silence*
Us: *bust out laughing*

We qoute that about five times a day

Mel: *looking at my lava lamp heating up* EW! IT LOOKS LIKE A BRAIN!!
Me: *gives her a "gimme a break" look* It's just a lava lamp, Mel! But...yeah, it kinda does look like a brain.
Mel: *gives me a "told you so" look*
Me: *scowls*

[Inkspill]

Oh and this other time I was reading on my bed and Mel was playing on my computer (it was late) and she suddenly said, "Hey, come see what I did." I hopped off the bed and my mouth dropped open. She had been videoing me reading!! AND she digitally drew BOOK WORM above my head! I almost died laughing.

[kappelman13]

at the stable:
i put a rubber snake in the hay barn to trick my friend and so when we went in there i screamed so she would see it so she grabbed the snake and started banging it against the wall until i yelled "IT'S PLASTIC!" (the barn was dark enough that she couldn't see made in china but light enough she could see a snake on the hay bale)




In the snow:
me and my friend were out side and were running through snow about knee deep when i tripped over a snow pile and landed face first in the snow and my friend called "doin' a snow angel?"

lol!it was snowin at my house one day,and my guy friend came out.so with me being tiny and all,i attacked him and knocked him in the snow.then i took a big handful and shoved it in his face.

[VesVes]

In my last post, I introduced you guys to Mr. G. Here's another funny moment with my Speech and Debate class.

*we were talking about why we should go to college*
Someone: What happens if we don't go to college?
Mr. G: Then if I find you working at a fast food restaurant, then I will pull you into my car, find the nearest food item, slap you with it, and throw you back in the restaurant. Then I will keep coming back until you go to college.
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One time in Science, A PEN EXPLODED. SERIOUSLY.

I love this thread! Always gives me a laugh when I need it!

[rabbithaver]

Here's a good one that happened today.
Me, Ali, Elisa, and Addie: *talking about random stuff*
Addie: (suddenly) Feather, your nose is bleeding.
Me: It is?
Ali: It has been for the past five minutes.
Me: Oh. *looks at shirt* ...Crap.
Addie: You mean it's been bleeding for five minutes, and you didn't notice?
Me: Why didn't you tell me?
Ali: Because we wanted to see how long it took you to notice!
Me: .......*blank look, then licks lips* Blood is yummy. xD
Elisa: FEATHER'Z A VAMPIRE! FLEEEEEEE!

I had to use my username, so....yeah.

[rabbithaver]

xDDDDD I ran into a door. I was turning to leace my parent's room and I didn't see the door which was open facing me and I ran into it. I heard my subconcious saying, "Smooooooooooooooth one, Feather. Reaaaaaal smooooooooth." xDDDD

Then I was going to sit on the floor and I fell too fast and I summersaulted. xDDDDD

[ghostboy]

My friend told me this over the phone:
F= Friend
S= Her little Sister
M= Her Mom
*Family watching a movie, S trips*
F: Ha, you must of gotten dropped when you were a baby!
M: Actually, F, you fell out of your crib on your head when you were a baby...
F: What!?
S: Haha, you fell on your head so now you have problems!

I just love her sisters comeback....

[rabbithaver]

Little Sister comebacks: Classics. :3