Sentence, which you always wanted to say.

[Cayla]

I might be fat,but im not ugly.
because your ugly and there's nothing you can do about it,but i can lose weight.

[bibz]

"Now, when I rule the world..." when petting my own lemur.

I always wanted to rule the world like an evil character. And have a lemur, of course.

[Taako]

These are not directed at anyone on CS, but a real life ex-friend
"Aww, how bad. Someone doesn't like you."
"I am NOT your friend."
"I hate you. You have never been nice to my BFFLE, and you called her a liar. So, you know what? Shut the heck up and stay out of my way."

[thequestisinyou;]

"Dude, so long I have always hid my feelings for you.. But.. I will say it... I... I... Like you.. No, even more than a friend, my feelings are great for you and I.. Haven't showed you it. But here I am now, I like you. I hope you understand..."

[RF]: I would say this to my real life crush, but if it was Felix..

"Oh. My. Land. Help me. Felix is that really you?! OML! My cheeks have intense red honey glows! Where's Srg. Calhoun? Let me meet her now Felix PLEASE!"

[RF]: Yeah...

[rennji]

hehehe i love jokes

[Knuckles the Echidna]

It may take skill to trip over flat surfaces, but it's purely awesome to trip over yourself.

[MajorPoland]

Hey...I don't know how I should say that,but...I trust you more than anybody else and...I know that you won't hurt me and...That's why i trust you and I don't know how to say how I feel...I love you

[PinkestPink]

"I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet, I got dr*nk and totally lost it"

[[x]]

Oh your moving out of the country soon? WELL LET ME HELP YOU PACK!

[Soruc]

I'm putting the single damn I gave into my hand- you watching? Good, now, i'm going to close my hand, see that? Now i'm gonna open it- what do you see? Nothing! Because that's the number of damns I give! None!