RP Rant Thread X3

[duckteeth]

When people replicate Warrior cats from the books, with different names.

[Clowesia]

[insert wolf's name here] climbed up a tree and started jumping tree to tree.
This... is a wolf rp, right?

Some people think wolves are cats,

More like squirrels. Squeak squeak growl.

You guys have obviously never seen the awesomeness of Parkour Dogs. B|


...
damn it, now I want to make a Parkour Dog RP.

[*Skylar The Plant*]

Rant:

You asked me to make the roleplay for you, and I did. You got your characters together, posted your forms, so did the other four people in the roleplay. You said you would reply that afternoon.
It's been TWO WEEKS.
TWO WHOLE WEEKS. Ohwait. Or was it three weeks? I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
No warning? We can't even start the roleplay without you because you made the original.
And three of my other roleplays are dead now.
FUFUFU.

Seriously. At least telling us you may be away for two weeks would be nice.
And it's the only the RP's I feel like replying to that I actually can't QAQ
Imma cry now T.T

[Oh and now I don't want to roleplay with another person who is in ALL of my roleplays and 1. They never reply and 2. Their grammar makes my eyes bleed.
BADLY.
I only accept them because if I don't they'll give me crap at school QAQ
AHHH]

[Sharubii]

Lawl this is really entertaining.

Gist of the plot of the illiterate rp I joined: alpha walks out of den, my char walks up to him, alpha enquires about how things are going, my char says she didn't catch much prey, they both go into the woods, they smell a bear, alpha jumps from tree to tree, then they meet the bear.

And here's where it gets really lulzy.

[alpha's name] ponced at the bear biting its head

Thebear lashed out trying to get the wolves off him

Penumbra growled and tried to hang on tight, but the bear's claws caught her side and it swiped her off of it. She landed heavily on the ground with a cry, then exclaimed, "Alpha!" She was supposed to protect him, not let him come to harm!

She struggled to get up, frowning as she felt blood drip down her side.

[alpha's name] bit down hard on the bears skull


The bear dropped to the ground dead

Penumbra stared at [alpha's name] with her mouth open wide. "How did you do that?!" she gasped, trotting painfully up to Tiger while staring at the dead bear. "That thing must have been three times as big as you!"

[alpha's name]:
"Yes but my jaws got through its skull to its brain killing it instently... are u ok?"

...lolwut

[wickedwolfgirl]

That is funny. I am tempted to go elite on a roleplay, but I have a very specific target in mind, but I do not think they are accepting. I want to go elite on City of Wolves, which I think would be amusing. Or, I can settle for another roleplay.

[Sharubii]

Oh my god, if you do do that, I'd watch. Very attentively. xDD Elite roleplay posts are hilarious to read.

[wickedwolfgirl]

Oh my god, if you do do that, I'd watch. Very attentively. xDD Elite roleplay posts are hilarious to read.

If I do it, you will be the first to know. The trick is, how much in character do I want to go? Elite roleplayers tend to be stuck up, but I don't want to get in trouble for it. Hmm... I think I shall start scouting good targets now.

EDIT:

Someone posted this on my HP roleplay. It's making me a bit nervous. The name is edited out, but it's one of the most peculiar names I have seen. It's normal first name, Japanese middle name, Irish last name. (Think O'something) I was peeved. Then, I looked at history and description and personality, and I got more nervous. So, once again, I come to you all for some advice, as your suedars are good.

Appearance:
Slimmed down only a notch away from the bulky build in her torso, yet her limbs remain slender and kind of noodle-like. Her nickname is usually "The Palm Tree" because of the peculiar tuft of evergreen hair spiking out from the top of her head in the shape of palm leaves, matched by the caramel trench coat she wears during casual dress occasions. A fringe of said queer green hair coats her left eye, the one she's blind out of. It also helps to frame her sharply featured face and pale mint green contact.
Personality:
BAH--or BAHA--is a bright, intellectual figure. She tries to stay on the chipper side of any argument, and uses this natural sunshine ability to try to drag everyone to her side--On the outside, at least. Behind the curtain, she's a slightly brooding closet-suicidal, who's only dependence is that of her education. She worships her schooling and would die if anything were to prevent her from finishing school. She's loyal to what she likes and prefers to test out her ability to combine violent and sexual threats than to actually preform them.
History:
BAH has a very bad history of over-powering her peers, seeing as she usually places them above herself. Her father was an abusive muggle-born, but her mother managed to drag them out of America and to their current Scottish home in Glasgow.

[antler apathy]

. . .Do you need another roleplayer on that roleplay you posted above Sharu? x3 I need to let a little creative steam off with short posts in an illiterate roleplay~

Which actually brings me to my rant--
My brain is just about to explode, I want to be creative, draw, write, sing, dance, but I really am failing at drawing right now, I can't write a lengthy post, my voice is just about broken because of this horrible sickness going around that just completely destroys your throat and makes it feel dry and lumpy even when it isn't (Which means it's probably inflamed and swelling), and my dancing just always fails ;u;
So I have no creative outlet-- and right now writing shows the most potential, but I still just can't.

[Sharubii]

Oh my god, if you do do that, I'd watch. Very attentively. xDD Elite roleplay posts are hilarious to read.

If I do it, you will be the first to know. The trick is, how much in character do I want to go? Elite roleplayers tend to be stuck up, but I don't want to get in trouble for it. Hmm... I think I shall start scouting good targets now.

I say just make your posts elitist, and try not to adopt on the I'm-better-than-you airs of elites. cx I don't think people would enjoy rping with an arrogant brat, and you'd probably get kicked out of said rp before long.

. . .Do you need another roleplayer on that roleplay you posted above Sharu? x3 I need to let a little creative steam off with short posts in an illiterate roleplay~

Which actually brings me to my rant--
My brain is just about to explode, I want to be creative, draw, write, sing, dance, but I really am failing at drawing right now, I can't write a lengthy post, my voice is just about broken because of this horrible sickness going around that just completely destroys your throat and makes it feel dry and lumpy even when it isn't (Which means it's probably inflamed and swelling), and my dancing just always fails ;u;
So I have no creative outlet-- and right now writing shows the most potential, but I still just can't.

Mmm yes, you'd be very welcome there in my book, Gwen~
I'm running out of ideas on how to respond to these one- and two-liners. ;o;

*plugs Gwen into an outlet*

Edit: That's a pretty peculiar character, Wicked, but I don't think she's so over-the-top that she'd be considered a Sue. x3 Just my opinion, though.

[the bad wolf]

I saw that form Wicked, and was sorta scared. I'm afraid if I roleplay with them, I'm gonna get power-killed.

Rant: Mary-sues keep me from wanting to roleplay in an amazing plot. Mrrrrf.