~Southern Bell~ wrote:22. I HATE VAMPIRES
WE HATE YOU TOO.
(um, did I just say 'we'?)
My facts:
1. I hate Twilight, as you can see by my stamp-abused siggy. It is an insult to Vampires everywhere.
2. When I eat dinner, I eat it in a counter-clockwise direction. No matter what.
3. I'm listening to Marilyn Manson right now.
4. I just found out that I am allergic to my cat(Who I love to death)
5. I am a die-hard Darren Shan fan.
6. I am a champion of Diablo II: LoD. Google it if you don't know what it is.
7. I can play piano, guitar, drums, recorder, violin, and I played a clarinet when I was about seven, but I don't think that counts.
8. I don't sing. Ever. Not even in the shower.
9. I could make an Origami crane when I was ten.
10. I tried playing Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace on piano and failed horribly.
11. I did not fail when I tried to play Perfect by Hedley.
12. I am a ninja. Don't ask, it's a long story.
13. I am really a happy person, but I listen to goth/emo/metal music alot.
14. I don't know why, but I just can't see how Edward Cullen is "beautiful". I honestly just don't see it.
15. Often, when I stare at shadows for a long time, I see the thing the shadow is coming from move to the left.
16. I can never see the pictures in those stare-at-this-picture-for-thirty-seconds-and-a-picture-of-a-dinosaur-will-show-up-thingies.
17. The sexiest vampires that ever lived are all from the Saga of Darren Shan, but the movie COMPLETELY RUINED THEM!!! I DO NOT recommend watching the movie if you've read the books first. If you've already seen the movie and haven't read the books, MR CREPSLEY IS SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY!!!!!! [/endofcirquedufreakmovierant]
18. I tend to rant about the Cirque du Freak movie alot. I have made a point of promising myself that I would NEVER see the movie. This is worse than the Twilight issue, because I let my friend talk me in to watching it with her, but even if my life depended on it, I
WILL NOT!!!!! see the Cirque du Freak movie.
19. I also tend to obsess over the characters in the Saga of Darren Shan alot. At school, we do these "quick writes" where the teacher gives us a random word and 2 minutes to write as much as we possibly can about this particular topic, and the other day the word was 'fruit' and I somehow morphed it into a two-page fangirl attack on Evra Von. Yeah.
20. I love spiders, but I will scream bloody murder if I see one of those really tiny ones in my bathroom. Somehow, the bigger it is, the less likely I am to scream at it.
21. I tend to announce useless things alot. And my nose is itchy alot, so apparently I'm going to kiss a bunch of fools... or just kiss one fool a bunch of times, and I kind of have a psychic feeling like I know who it is or something... idk.
22. I fangirl over the following fictional characters: Vancha March, Larten Crepsley, Evra Von and Steve Leonard from the Saga of Darren Shan, Link from LoZ, and GIR from Invader Zim.
23. Sometimes I'm too tired to sleep.
24. People on the internet sometimes mistake me for a guy, but that's probably because I dispise Twilight, and I don't usually fangirl in public.
25. Every time I try to grow any sort of plant, I kind of abandon it in my bedroom and don't water it for three months.
26. When I walk the hall in my house I usually end up smacking a door with my hand, so I am bleeding most of the time.
27. I am not afraid of blood.
28. I am not afraid of the dark, I actually quite like it.
29. I am not afraid of snakes either.
30. I am only thirteen, but I have passed for seventeen before.
31. I went through a Jonas Brothers fangirl phase that lasted about two months when I was nine.
32. My bedroom walls are covered in my art and rainbow thumbtacks.
33. I can talk with an epic Irish accent, and I did it in public once and some random stranger asked me if I was a tourist from Ireland.
34. I can say hello/hi in 11 languages, 13 if 1337 and n00b count.
35. I can't stand wearing makeup, partially because of bad experiences, but mostly because it's just gross.
36. I can't sleep with a clock or watch in my room.
37. I've gone to Art Camp 3 years in a row, and I want to drag my friend(Taiger Lilly!!!) with me this year.
38. I like about 3,000 pages on Facebook.
39. I'm hungry.
40. Sometimes I dream the future; the other day I dreamed I was with my friend climbing our tree and I fell off the bottom branch and landed on my bike, and it came true the next day.
41. My best friend and I fight over retarded things all the time, and then hug it out the next day.
42. Most of my cousins are already married, and the youngest out of all the cousins on both my parents' sides of the family is my little brother.
43. I don't like that really expensive cake mix. I can only eat either the really fluffy kind or the kind with little rainbow dots in it.
44. I have a habit of leaving ice cream/ice cream cake on the counter after I put some in a bowl. I never do that with anything that can't melt.
45. I love KD, but I can't eat it if its been refridgerated and reheated.
46. I really need some cereal right now.
47. My favourite dessert EVAR is A&W Root Beer Floats. OMG yay.
48. I HATE Panago Pizza. I only like Domino's.
49. I am almost a proffesional chef and I can make a mean Rice Krispies. ;D
50. I have just started grade three piano and I can play grade ten songs.
51. Where I live, grade seven is still in elementary school. Which also sucks.
52. I am being forced to go to the crap middle school, Lake Fail instead of Vanier. (actually Lake Trail, but Lake Fail suits it better.)
53. I walk really slow when I'm with my friends, but I walk really fast when I'm by myself.
54. My friend and I designed some random Princesses, which also failed.
55. I have no good art of my fursona yet.
56. I do, but I'm too lazy to scan it.
57. My favourite colour is purple, and I have none of it in my wardrobe.
58. I could only draw stick people two years ago, but I just magically grew art skills and now I can draw humanoidish things.
59. I have too many facts.
60. My username originated at my thirteenth birthday party.
61. I totally missed Collin yesterday. We have this tradition where every time I see him I have to diss him in some way, and his band came and performed at my school yesterday, and I completely missed him so my tradition failed.
62. I epicly failed four times yesterday: 1. I tried to climb over my desk to get to my friend's, and I fell and my desk landed on my foot. 2. I totally failed the tradition. 3. I got completely ditched after school yesterday. 4. I tried to kick this one annoying kid and he put his foot out and I ended up getting kicked in the shins.
63. I get ditched alot.
64. I'm so cool, I can play AC/DC's Back In Black on guitar.
65. My favourite DQ Blizzard is by far the banana cream pie. OMNOM!!!
66. My other computer totally raped my iPod, because all my music is on this one so it tried to sync my iPod and it deleted all my music.
67. When I try to tell long stories, I end up using run-on sentences.
68. I am always the person who tells the teacher that what she wrote on the board is "Grammatically incorrect".
69.
It's not "a Friday" yet. (another long story) He never got back to me so I cancelled. Ask Taiger Lilly if you want to know.
70. My cat just ditched me.
Beat that, 70 facts!!!