Moments You'll always find funny...

[Inkspill]

Saturday the 14th:

Me: *holding bowl of popcorn and sitting on the bed*
Mel: *doing random stuff. wings out arm and knocks bowl of popcorn out of my hands*
Me: NOOOO!! Lucy, stop eating it, you silly dog!
Lucy: *whines and stops*
Us: *pick up and let Lucy eat some*
Mel: Lol (yes, we say it in rl), that was weird! Let's go downstairs.
Me: Okie dokie.
Us: *get up and walk away*
Me: *trips and popcorn goes everywhere - again*
Mel: Ugh! (me)!
Me: Sorry. *picks up*
Us: *start to go downstairs. hear "whoa!! *thud* Aww, man..."
Us: *go back upstairs to find my sis on the floor picking up popcorn.*
Sis: Fell over...
Us: *laugh and go downstairs*
Mel: It's like, Saturday the 13th or something!
Me: *chuckles and puts the popcorn on the ping-pong table*
Us: *horsing around and I bump the table and popcorn goes flying everywhere - again*
Us: No! Aww, man. *gets the vacuum and suck it up*
Me: *looks in bowl* We've got a third of what we had an hour ago, and we haven't even eaten any!
Mel: Drat it.
Me: Oh well. *promptly picks up popcorn and eats some. Mel tickles me and I drop the bowl - AGAIN*
Me: Aw, Mel, didcha HAVE to do that?!
Mel: Yes.
Me: Whatever. *picks up popcorn* How many times is that? Four times, plus (sis)'s spill: five. Wow.
Mel: AHHHH! SATURDAY THE 13TH!!!!!
Me: AHHHH!

[Biparo]

Me: *stares at blue chocolate egg*
KC: *Grabs blue egg*
Me: ;.; Gimme mer blurr egg!
Me & KC: *burst out laughing!*

[iAmDiversity]

ROFLMAO at verything funny everyone have done xD Really funny thread^^

Well I haven't done anything really funny, I think, but my youngest brother did several times when he was like 5 or 6 years.

One time we were at our cousins birthday and my brother walks to my cousins grandmother and says:
"You look like a witch!" (and yes she really do look a bit like cruella de ville) xD

Another time, when me and my family visited my aunt, we went down to a near by lake.
My brother saw an older boy who was feeding the ducks, walks straight towards him and ask:
"Are those your donald ducks?" That was hilarious! x'3

[VesVes]

In History we were doing this random thing where we picked a feeling and acting it out, and we had to guess it. One person picked something similar to stuck-up. Let's call him J. Now my class has a class clown. Let's call him D. And of course there are other people in my Ancient Civilizations class. Let's call them S, R, and L.

J: *acts out feeling*
S: Stuck-up!
J: Close.
L: Spoiled?
J: Very close! *does something else to provide a further hint*
R: Cool?
J: No.
D: WHAT THE GIRLS WANT!!!!!!! *does a weird dance*
Everybody else:

Here's something that happened in Speech and Debate. We were thinking of topics for our one min. speech. Now Speech and Debate has a couple of class clowns. Let's call one of them R. And let's call the teacher Mr. G.

Mr. G: Now we need to pick a theme for our topics, like for example, countries. Any suggestions?
R: Countries!
Mr. G: Didn't I just say that?
*a few minutes later*
Mr. G: *says something else*
R: *repeats what he said*
Mr G: I'm not calling on you anymore for the rest of the period, Echo.

(And no, R's real name is not Echo.)

[HonouNoKage]

We were at lunch, and we were all eating pasta. so, here's what happens:
BJ(idiotic guy): Oh, shut up!
Me: If you don't quit I will shove noodles down your freakin' pants!
BJ: Shove 'em down my pants, then, Ashton! (that's my name)
Me: What? *is acting sarcastic*
BJ: Shove 'em down my pants!
Me: What?
BJ: SHOVE. THE NOODLES. DOWN. MY PANTS!!!
Everyone: *Bursts out laughing and falling out of chairs laughing*

Here's something else:

Teacher: *is reading book* And so John put on his crap... I mean cap...
Everyone else:

[Red Wolf]

lol, great thread!
one time, i fell out of bed and rolled under the bed and couldn't get out. AAnd i was teh only one at home.
And one time i was having a sleep over and we watched a long movie. WEll, when we turned teh movie off, we relized that my mom went to sleep so we could watc normal TV. when we turned it on, opera music blasted out the speakers. we ran around liek crazy trying to find teh remote. When we found it, my mom was still asleep some how. Lol!

[Ventru]

My dad is very smart

He throws some sugar cubes in the ice tea

[Inkspill]

So it was my family birthday party and I was reading a card...

Me: Best wishes, from Aunt Hugo and the Grants.
Friend: HUGO?! Seriously, you need better glasses (i don't have glasses anymore lol!)
Me: Ohh...ahem, Aunt Cheryl. *blushes*

Now we always call her Hugo.

My cat was sitting on a couch, and I was sitting on another cuddled up with my gint wolf beanie. So I get up to go downstairs, and I walk over to pet Cocoa. BUt the wolf's head pops up over the couch and right into Cocoa's face and she hisses and her tail goes POOF!! He darts off so fast we didn't even know where she'd gone! She wouldn't come near me for a week xD

[KoolAid&Cyanide]

My grade 2 teacher, Mrs.Ford (now her name is Mrs. McLaren), has a book where she writes down all the funny things kids i her class do and say. She is also my Grade 7/8 health teacher, so she was reading to my class from the book one day. Just the stories about the kids who are now in grade seven and eight, because I'm in a grade 7/8 split class. They are all pretty funny, so I'll out down some of the ones I remember.

Katie: (at sharing one Day) This is my lucky penny I found and I'm going to use it on my spelling test today
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Devin: Mrs. Ford, my mom is on a diet so she can get skinny. She has this powder you put in yogurt and stuff and it takes all the sugar out. You should come over and try it sometime so you can get skinny too.
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Gale: (At sharing, I had brought my coin collection) I think this is the rarest coin in the world and I like this one because it tingles
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Hunter: (brought a matchbox carfor sharing) This is my car. I couldn't bring the whole collection because it wouldn't fit in my pocket
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Stephen: Mrs. Ford, the mud outside is frozen salad!
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Mrs. Ford: (at the back of the classroom, getting a kid in trouble) Why am I back here?
Brianne: Where are you supposed to be?
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Carli: Mrs. Dagenais, how do you spell sturprised? (no, that's not a spelling error, she actually said sturprised)
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(This one actually happened in Grade 3 but what the heck)
*Everybody is writing themselves notes so they can stay inside at recess time
Sarah: Mrs. Dagenais, how do spell inside?
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And the funniest one:
Kurt: (to this day we still don't know what he was talking about) Devin and I made out.

We think Mrs. McLaren should publish her book. What do you think? Would you buy it?

[KoolAid&Cyanide]

This summer, I volunteered at the local Lutheran Church' s VBS for a week. One day in arts and crafts, we made masks. I cut giant eyeholes in mine for my glasses. The next day, I got contact lenses.