Favorite Quotes

[Miavinn]

"Person 1~ Do you know the difference between cowgirls and angels?
Person 2~ No
Person 1~ Angels don't ride as well"

This is from the movie Cowgirls n Angels. Best movie ever!!

[reina.]

"Why in the name of King Louis XIV"s colorful, pleaded trousers did we listen to you?!" Rarity in Rainbow Dash Presents: Haunting Nightmare.

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Bakura: Now it just says FINA

Yugi: What did it say before?

Bakura: Disney.

Randomguy1: Bakora just said the forbidden word. Should we cancel the show?

RG2: No.

~ From Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series Episode 40

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Light Yagami: Hey Ryuk, do you know the Muffin Man?

Ryuk: ...

Light: You know, the Muffin Man.

Ryuk: He died, didn't he.

~ Light and Ryuk from Death Note The Abridged Series Episode 1

How I love parody quotes. x3

[kddragon8]

"When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like WHAAAAT?"

-Modern Family

"I'm a parselmouth. SsssSssssssSsSSssSSSSsSSSSSsssSSssssSSSS"

-Izzy

[Cheshirecat*_*]

"Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is really gonna suck."
~unknown

[Resonance_Alpha]

"I love my country, but I think we should start seeing other people..."

[ShadowHunteress]

"That's not glare ice, that's just a... polished road."

[s q u i s h y]

Fan: Would you ever date a fan?
Caspar: Why would anyone ever date something that can't move, it just spins around in circles?

~Caspar Lee

[Better Dig Two]

Dove c'è vita, c'è speranza
"where there is life, there is hope."

[~ZQ]

"Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die." -Unknown

[ShadowHunteress]

Pulvis et Umbra Sumus
We are dust and shadows.