Favorite Quotes

[Galactic Pinecone]

Syn: Hey yo Zacky.

Zacky: Sup Syn.

Syn: You feeling okay?

Syn: I don’t know man ever since we got to Calgary I have been feeling a little weird.

Zachy: I have been feeling a little weird too.

Syn: Maybe its the altitude…

Zachy: Could be the altitude.

[Erille]

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. A man who has never read has only lived one.

- George R.R. Martin

[Disgustedorite]

New set of favorite quotes, all from my favorite comic book:

"D-did you just hit me with the island!?" -Silver the Hedgehog (SU#28)

"Hah! How do you like that? I busted that statue's ugly face with your ugly face!" -Silver the Hedgehog (SU#28)

"Aw...crud...don't tell me I did all this just for you to go super-villain?" -Silver the Hedgehog (SU#28)

"Poor little traveler...you crossed time and space just to lose your life. But then, what can you expect when pitted against the ultimate power in the universe?" -Enerjak (SU#28)

Random quote conversation awesomeness:
Silver: Ha-ha...h-ha...I did it...I went too far. D-did...did I really think I could do this to the traitor? He was evil. As evil as they come. But...oh man...the master warned me about letting my power go out of control...
Enerjak: *grabs silver between his knuckle-claws* I think you scuffed my helmet. How rude.
Silver: Gyeep!

I love that volume of Sonic Universe just for the funny lines thrown in whenever characters aren't busy dying bloody deaths.....

[Wandering Sketch]

Steve Taylor;;

"Ignorance or apathy," which way? "We don't know and we don't care," they say.

Semi-anonymous;;

The opposite of love isn't hate; it's apathy. You can hate everything about a person, but still love them as a person.

True love is unconditional, because it will, by definition, never waver no matter how much a person changes. It's almost never requited, but that's the strength of it; unconditional empathy doesn't need persuasion to manifest.

[Elvish]

Locke: Can I ask you something?
Ben: I'm a Pisces.

[s q u i s h y]

"Space dragons?! That makes me hungry for some face-pie and a cup of air!"
~Joel McHale, The Soup.

[MoonheartTheWarrior]

Iki: Yummeh! You know whah? Ah'm happy now, thah we didn'th eath thah htupid sheeph back there. I bet, it wouldh tahte nothing like thih!
Isa: You shouldn't be choosy, Iki. You've never managed to catch anything.
Jera: Isa, honey... You've got something on your nose.
Isa: Don't look at me like that, Iki. You know I'm right.
Jera: Honey, your nose... Isa... Pssst... Isa. Hey, Isa... There's... something... (twitchtwitch) on your nose. LET MOMMY HELP YOU WITH THAT, WOOFSIE PUFF! Ah! There we go! All clean and beautiful! I am indeed, a good mother and have the perfect child! Sit straight and don't hunch, Isa!
Isa: Yes mom.
Iki: Have any of you ever got meat stuck in their ear? Feels funky!
Jera: Dear merciful Fenrir! That's not how I've raised him! WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!
Iki: Everything is fine, Jera! We'll just have to make Isa as pretty as I am!
Isa: No, no, no, no, no, NO! Don't you dare touch me!
Iki: Nyeheheh!
Isa: Ew! Ew! Ewww! Go away!
Jera: ...

Raigho: I'm really starting to worry. What if Iki does something stupid and hurts himself? What if Fehu tries to split the pack? What if..."
Jera: Shut up. You don't have to explain anything. I trust you and your decisions. I just want to finally know what to do with Iki, and for everyone to get back home safe and sound. And when there's nothing more to worry about... ...Maybe we could have pups again.
Raigho: Are you... Are you serious? That would be great! I promise you, we'll get back as soon as possible! And I'll do everything to...
Jera: Shut up, you idiot. You're spoling the moment.

Iki: It's all just a bad dream. I'm good at telling dreams from reality, you know. Jera taught me! I once thought I was being chased by a purple moose, but Jera told me things like that don't exist so it had to be a dream. She said that if I see something she didn't mention before then it was just my imagination. She didn't tell me anything about talking birds, spells or wolves with screwed up glowing faces so you're all just a weird dream.
Hati and Munin: ...
Hugin: I'm sorry to break it to you, buddy, but your brother seems to have fallen on his head at some point and now his vessel is broken. I say we just kill him and hope that his next incarnation will be less... mentally incapable.

I just found out about off-white a week ago, and it's hilarious. And I love wolves :D

[Cheshirecat*_*]

"If karma doesn't slap you, I will."
~Unknown

[xXMisfitXx]

"I know it seem hard sometimes but uhh remember one thing. Through every dark night there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get. Stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it." - 2pac

And then there's you, the reason god gave us middle fingers.

BLACK: Your heart is black. You dont let people in, you dont want to let people in, in fact you may hate all humans. Your heart is dead and you know what!? Either you or someone close to you has killed it... and you really dont give a s---- either way.

I dont know where im going but I promise it wont be boring.

In memory of all pit bulls. Killed by ignorance and fear.

Punish the deed, not the breed and give pit bulls a try; before sentencing them all to die.

Sick of crying, tired of trying, yeah im smiling, but inside im dying.

Its amazing how a single person can make you beleive in love, then make you give up on it.

Have you ever loved someone so much it hurts like hell?

"Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you." - Dr. Suess

[skinklegs]

I may or may not have posted a handful of these before. I've been playing Dragon Age: Origins again and these all made me laugh.

"Now if only you could find me a prostitute or two, a bowl of fish chowder, and a corrupt politician, I'd really feel like I was home!" -Zevran.

"Andraste's flaming sword, I know where babies come from!" -Alistair.

"I get it, I get it. Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no." -Alistair.

"Yes, that's right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!" -Alistair.

"Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: One, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive." -Morrigan.

"No." -Sten. :D

And pretty much everything Oghren says.