Favorite Quotes

[Sharpie ™]

I was hidding under your porch cause I love you.
Doug from up

[Elvish]

Friend: Is it a bird? A plane?
Me: Yep, just a plane.

Me: If I were in the hunger games, I would run towards the Cornucopia, trip over my shoe and die.

[Marvelous]

"Necklace, necklace, necklace aaand big crown thingy!" Twilight Sparkle.

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[Cheshirecat*_*]

"He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said 'I love you until the last rose dies.'"

[MacabreSmile]

Deadpool: Logan, we missed you. Weapon X just hasn't been the same without you. Nobody calls me Bub anymore, and Omega Red's a bed wetter.
Omega: One day I will tear out your flipping tongue, Wilson.
Deadpool: *Mock whisper* He's very ashamed
-Hulk vs. Wolverine

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Maybe you don't have to worry little girl

[Winterpool]

Me: If you had to write an autobiography, what would you call it?

My Friend: No, Mom, I'm Not Gay.

[Stiles]

{ Nod }
I look up at him and glare.
Manchee came back and sniffed at Damon, but then backed up behind me, growling a bit.
"My dog doesn't seam to like jacka**es, I guess," I say, smirking a little.

[mal du pays]

To get out, find the key- Kuro-Mai