Favorite Quotes

[Liliette]

Me:
I wish i could be in dad's closet and pretend that i'm a patato
Dad&Step mom:
WHAT?
Me:
Bananna
>:D

Yesterday, Me, Dad and my dads girlfriend
o3o

[s q u i s h y]

"Times are tough. If you want to call someone an ambulance, you look him right in his gevreet(it means mouth) and reckon him "You're an ambulance."
~a South African comedian on a Nando's ad, forgot his name xD

[lennon]

"Eleven Hints for Life"

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.

7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,
be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck
a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may
heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with
a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
- Unknown

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.
- Randall G Leighton

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
- Erica Jong

[σяιнαяα]

"I think you'll find killing Canadian geese is a form of racism and I could very well have you arrested!" - Me

"I may have uncovered some mysteries in this e-mail!" - Me

[MacabreSmile]

Mickey Smith: Okay, no time to explain, we need to get inside the school. Do you have, like, I don't know, a lock picking device?
K9: We are in a car.
Mickey Smith: Maybe a drill attachment?
K9: We are in a car.
Mickey Smith: Fat lot of good you are
K9: We are in a car.
Mickey Smith: Wait a second. We're in a car.
K9: Affirmative.
Mickey Smith: [shouts out window] Get back!
[crashes car through main doors]

[Avolition]

"Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt........then its HYSTERICAL."

[Liliette]

Ari: Hey can i have your-

Me : No

Ari : You didn't even know what i was going to say

Me : o ask for my chips

Ari : Yeah, so can ihave them?

Me: No

Ari : Why?

Me : Because sometimes i love food better than people. * Starts to eat chips in front of stepsister's face*

Ari : *Throws Bra* I didn't need them anyway

** Her name isn't actually Ari, i just cute her name short XD

[Gelliebeen]

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens" - Woody Allen

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"The story so far: In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo

"It is said that your life flashes before your eyes before you die. That's true, it's called Life." - Terry Pratchet, The Last Continent

"Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you." - Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

"If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life." - Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

"Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more." - Terry Pratchett, Pyramids

In fact, anything Terry Pratchett says is pretty much quote worthy. Not even exaggerating. He's the most quotable person I've ever known of.

[spaceferrari]

:l

[Corky]

This one was said at my eighth grade graduation. It's my favorite quote of all time and I find it extremely inspirational.

What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson