Favorite Quotes

[flyleafrocker]

This is one of my own...

I have found I'm rather like marmite, your either gonna love me or hate me, and unfortunately if it's the latter, you'd better take me as I am cos Im not changing for anyone

Edit: just been reading through my yearbook and my friends quote is 'do lemons taste like lemonade' and I have found one of the most awesome quotes ever " with sufficient thrust pigs fly just fine"

[latte jack]

"Hello Sun, meet my eyes"- my cousin.

[Not Pigeons]

"What kind of power up is Moist Beam?!?!"- Blue Laser, Homestarrunner.com

[November.Fox]

"There's more to us than our mistakes"
~Original words from a Skillet song, just switched around a bit.
Original words were "There's gotta something more to us than our mistakes.

[fly away.]

This one has some language but its HILARIOUS. xD
Mr.Gold: I saved it for a rainy day!
Emma: Well its storming like a b**ch so where is it?!
~Once Upon a Time. xD

I love that one!

"Never regret anything, because I one time it was what you wanted." - Not sure who, but I love that quote.

[whoopsydaizy]

"When it is dark enough, you can see the stars." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy

"Some people have no choice but to live in pain. You do, and should cherish that." Me

[Magykpaw]

This one has some language but its HILARIOUS. xD
Mr.Gold: I saved it for a rainy day!
Emma: Well its storming like a b**ch so where is it?!
~Once Upon a Time. xD

I love Once Upon A Time! Can't wait for the next season!

[MsCoolMint]

"He who laughs last is the slowest," by someone
"Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon," by another person I don't know.
"Remember you are unique, just like everybody else," another person I don't know.
"Does it look like I care what others think of me?" quoted by myself.
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - Brian Gerald O’Driscoll
“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.” - Unknown
”If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.” - Sam Levenson
“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” - Unknown
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Emo Philips
“The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.” - Unknown
”It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.” - Tommy Cooper
“The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.” - George Jessel
“If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they’re going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?” - Jerry Seinfeld

[LightFall]

"If you're not weird, you're not normal." Me!
"1Polar Bears are cute, but deadly. What's not to love?" Also by me!
"A great artist is always before his time or behind it." George Edward Moore
"A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song." Lou Holtz

[flyleafrocker]

A single person can change the world, they've just gotta do the wrong things at the right time!...dunno if I heard it somewhere or if I made it up XD