Favorite Quotes

[s q u i s h y]

"Whenever someone types rofl, I hear ScoobyDoo saying waffle."
~Some random person

[Ayngel]

When Life gives you lemons.. Squeeze them into a motherf****'s eyes!!!!~

"I want to kill yo- No. Hug you.. With a knife.."~

"I'm not weird. I just collect dead things".~

~Me

[Hyazihr]

"Oh you know, I WUMBO, you WUMBO. He she they WUMBO." Patrick

[s q u i s h y]

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" ~Adam, Mythbusters

[Hound 2]

These are probably my favorites:

"Nothing will stop me."
-Anonymous

"Quoth the Raven, nevermore."
-The Raven, from The Raven by E.A. Poe

[grimgrinning_]

"F*** science!" 21 Jump Street
"Party time!" "Party hard!" "All day, all night!" "DJ Malik, DJ Malik!" 1D

[Canadian Toast]

Random stranger: "Oh, grow up all ready!"
Me: "Why?"
Stranger: "Because I said so!"
Me: *smiles* "Fine, but you first!"
Stranger: "No"
Me: "But I said so!"
Stranger "Just because you said so doesn't mean I ha-..." *Awkward silence as they realize what they said*
*Shuts up & walks away*
Me: "I win."

[zodiac-tiger]

Random stranger: "Oh, grow up all ready!"
Me: "Why?"
Stranger: "Because I said so!"
Me: *smiles* "Fine, but you first!"
Stranger: "No"
Me: "But I said so!"
Stranger "Just because you said so doesn't mean I ha-..." *Awkward silence as they realize what they said*
*Shuts up & walks away*
Me: "I win."

Lol, did that really happen? Btw, how can you remember your username?

[Canadian Toast]

Random stranger: "Oh, grow up all ready!"
Me: "Why?"
Stranger: "Because I said so!"
Me: *smiles* "Fine, but you first!"
Stranger: "No"
Me: "But I said so!"
Stranger "Just because you said so doesn't mean I ha-..." *Awkward silence as they realize what they said*
*Shuts up & walks away*
Me: "I win."

Lol, did that really happen? Btw, how can you remember your username?

Yeah, it happened at band camp last week. And I remember my username because my nickname between the Inner Circle of my friends is Silvannia the Timekeeper, after a character in one of my friends' book that she based off of me. Shorten to Timekeeper Sil, then substitute some letters for numbers, and there ya go.

Another favorite quote:

me: "I want cake"
friend: "But cake's a lie!"
me: "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. Now gimme some **** cake!"

[zodiac-tiger]

Aaah, that makes sense
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Dervish: You thought I was a werewolf?
Grubbs: Yes...
Dervish: You ass.