Favorite Quotes

[Itami...]

"You... are... a.. fridge... with... wings! We're... freaking... ballet... dancers!" ~ Fang. Maximum Ride book 2, School's out. Forever.

I loved that series!

[ghouliayelps]

My favorite quotes are " never stop smiling even when you are sad, cause you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile" and "I am not wIting for my prince charming , I am waiting for the one who thinks I am his princess"

[Sharpie ™]

Me: stop laughing at my pain!
Sam: ok fine, I'll just smile about it

My friends are mean to me ;D

[Tawny224]

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

[Louise95]

When life gives you lemon, make apple juice and watch people wonder how you did it.

My mam told me this when I was little: life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your going to get, but knowing us we'll get the nutty ones because no one in this family is sane.

[Parachutes]

"ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴ, ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪs ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ, ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏғ ᴄʜᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪɴɢs." - Big mumma, the fox and the hound c:

Love that movie, so sweet. ^^

[Magykpaw]

Gordy: "So, we'll do what all men do when faced with a tough decision- We flip a coin."

-Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Was just watching this and for some reason felt the need to post It.

[superneatdude]

Ash:Pikachu,our lucky star shines on us today!
Pikachu:?
Misty:Where? I don't see any stars. How can you see a star in the middle of the day?
Ash:Ugh! Not litteraly!
Misty:*evil smile*

-Pokemon,Season one,Unknown Ep.

[.:TawnyWolf:.]

"He had me at, 'I'll bathe the drunk guy covered in vomit for you' <3"
-My friend referring to Peeta Mellark

Friend-"Whatever floats your imaginary boat..."
Me-"It's more of a yacht, with a swimming pool and karaoke night every Thursday."

"Something's broken, and it's not your fault!?"
"I know, I'm scared too."
-Invader Zim

"I'm mad!"
"Me Too!"
"Why are you mad?"
"Because, I cant see my forehead D:<"
-Spongebob

"Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good."
*knocks on door*
*man opens door*
"Hello?"
"I LOVE YOU :D"
-Spongebob

"Well, I do believe that is the sweet smell of my burning flesh"
-Jade(Victorious)

*Cat and Robbie cheering*
"That was really fun!"
"Yeah! Maybe we should make out sometime!"
"Oh Robbie, you're soo gross"
-Victorious

(most of these are Nickelodeon quotes...I refuse to grow up X3)

[CitizenCold]

"Our minds CAN lie. Never Doubt That."- Doug Rattman
"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." -Walt Disney
“Salvation comes with a cost. Judge us not by our methods, but what we seek to accomplish.” -Illusive Man
"Any intelligent fool can make things different, more complex. It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." - Albert Einstein
"Let you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead."-Garrus Vakarian
"Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known." -Oscar Wilde, Irish writer and poet
''Abused patience turns to fury." – Thomas Fuller
"The vast majority of human beings dislike and even actually dread all notions with which they are not familiar… Hence it comes about that at their first appearance innovators have generally been persecuted, and always derided as fools and madmen." – Aldous Huxley
“Never change. Or do if you want, I’m not your boss.” -Troy Barnes
“Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose.” – Bill Gates
“There would be nothing to frighten you if you refused to be afraid.” – Gandhi
“I come to you with only empty hands, I have no weapons, but should I be forced to defend myself, my principles or my honour, should it be a matter of life and death, of right or wrong, then here are my weapons, my empty hands.”
“I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong.” – Abraham Lincoln
“The mind is everything. What you think you become….” – Buddha
“The safest course is to do nothing against one’s conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death.” – Voltaire
"Science isn't about why, it's about why not!" -Cave Johnson
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's Not" -Dr. Seuss

Those are just ones I really love or find amusing. c: