Favorite Quotes

[welcome to carnival.]

"If you see Tigerclaw every time you look at him, it's not surprising you feel like that." mewed Cinderpelt gently. "But you must look beyond the color of his pelt and try to see the cat inside. Remember, he's not just Tigerclaw's kit. There's some of Goldenflower in him too. And he will never know his father. it will be the Clan that raises him." She added, "You of all cats should know that you can't judge someone by the circumstances of their birth."
Cinderpelt- Warriors, Rising storm.

Makes me think of what should have been told to Severus Snape when he was having "Potter! Grrr" issues

it could also be the other way round.

[Twignapped]

Dr. Malcolm: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..."
Dr. Sattler: "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth..."
- Jurassic Park

[sydney bee]

Edward Cullen: Does that guy own a shirt?

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[weegeestar5]

Simba: "Hakuna Matata?"
Pumba: "Yep, it's our motto!"
Simba: "What's a motto?"
Timon: "Nothing, what's amotto with you? "~The Lion King

[sydney bee]

Walt Disney: I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Paris Hilton: "Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?” XD!!!

Ya.

[Mimicry]

AAAAAAGGGGGH. IM JESUSSS!!!.. thats the noise Jesus is going to make when he comes back. ~ Andy Biersack, Reality.

I like that i can stand on this and talk to you, It makes me feel tall. And im a tall guy, but now I feel exceptionally tall ~ Andy Biersack, Reality.

How are we ever going to get married if I never meet you? ~ Andy Biersack <3, Reality.

yes most of my quotes are from Andy ~ Me, Just now.

[s y n]

My friend: "The world doesn't revolve around you."
Me: "Technically, that's impossible. You see, one person does not have nearly enough weight to create a gravitational pull. It is this gravitational pull that makes planets revolve, and thus, it is impossible for the world to revolve around me. I do not weigh nearly enough. However, if you eat one more doughnut, you may develop your own gravitational pull."
My friend: "Is that a fat joke?"

My friend: "When does Chuck Norris sleep?"
Me: "He will sleep when he's dead."
My friend: "So... Never?"

[Zitface]

"You don't know true love until you wipe someone's butt." - some guy off of the What To Expect commercial XD

[~West Wind~]

My friend: "The world doesn't revolve around you."
Me: "Technically, that's impossible. You see, one person does not have nearly enough weight to create a gravitational pull. It is this gravitational pull that makes planets revolve, and thus, it is impossible for the world to revolve around me. I do not weigh nearly enough. However, if you eat one more doughnut, you may develop your own gravitational pull."
My friend: "Is that a fat joke?"

My friend: "When does Chuck Norris sleep?"
Me: "He will sleep when he's dead."
My friend: "So... Never?"

My friend: I don't understand that other D'Lacey book! It just doesn't make sense! What does a parallel universe have to do with anything?
Me: Well, you see *begins to paraphrase*
So David is walking down the street *whistles and walks*
Then BAM! *makes waking up gesture* Oh boy! I'm thirteen again! *does a jig*
BAM! Oh, I guess I'm 21 now! Let's go save the world!
*in different voice* Whatever you say old buddy, ol' pal!

You wouldn't get that unless you read the books. XD

[Cannec]

Harry- Hey, Ron, let's go hang out with Hagrid. He can teach us how to dance and we can get in our dress robes.
Ron- Well that can only lead to disaster and hilarity, let's go!
-A Very Potter Musical