Role Play Rant Thread V.3 RULE UPDATE

[saige.]

Annoys the crap out of me:
When newbies join, and then when they {meaning their charries} get into a fight, argument, hunting, etc, they ALWAYS END UP WINNING. They land perfect blows, strikes, crouches, retorts, and catchs, even if they happen to be a frickin kit. Not to mention I once had a rper who created a kit, and the kit was 2 moons old, and managed to walk outside, cross the border, and kill an enemy cat. Who was fuly grown. And deputy.
-face palm-

I'd powerplay against them, kill their character, and return to my normal RP style.

The rp is closed now, but they were a good rper... just very persistent that their evil kittie was perfect... :(

Tiger, OHMYGOSH I remember. I went away for a weekend, and come back to that D: Not to mention 2/3 of the rpers were my mini mods...

I just stayed out of that mess. I was like, "You guys are such idiots."

[katniss,]

Meh it made me sad.... D:

[DRdoctorlady]

"Your no fun any more bye then"______ said going back to the swing

This is a reply to a post I made in a roleplay. I asked her what her name was!! This doesn't even make any sense!
EDIT: Their character just told my character to leave her alone. What is happening here? She was perfectly friendly a minute ago...

I saw that too and just sat down and wth'ed

[katniss,]

[quote=Random RP]---- raised her head as the leader meowed for ---- and ----. She put her back down and curled up to try and sleep a few more minutes, but she couldn't so she just sat in her nest. I must get to my warrior duties soon.[/quote]
So I am scanning rps. I come across one, with "Semi-Lit" in the title. I make the mistake of clicking it.

This is their semi-lit. I felt like commenting going "THIS IS NOT SEMI-LIT!" But to some people, its rude. Pfftt...

[DRdoctorlady]

Better than me.. I had muse once for a grass roleplay.


How do you roleplay grass?

I have no lcue.. but my muse..it had a feeling it wanted to type up grass thoughts and feelings!!!

~Let's see~

(Grass is called Blade)

Blade swayed gently in the breeze. He was stuck in one spot, but he knew he wouldn't be forever.
One day..he would be able to leave his little...
"OH MY GAWD! IT'S A LAWNMOWER RUUUN!" He heard..but, him and his grass buddies, Cilea, Star, Blake and Bongo..could not run.. they were at the mercy of the lawnmower... and than..at the last minute it didn't come towards them, it turned!
How great for little Blade and his friends! They get to live another day. Let's just hope..no WEEDS grow... or pretty flowers that think they are better than teh grass.

-facepalm-
Okay..It's a post..about grass..

You are a wonderful person X3

Mini rant: When people haven't heard of the 'Y U NO' meme, and when I use/abuse it, they complain I'm being illiterate

[exorcism]

I'd join a grass role-play.~=3

.-.
I have no muse.
Gah.

[DRdoctorlady]

I just stubbed my toe on a book laying on the floor >.>
Anyway, making a form, hoping my overt casualness doesn't piss off the maker~

I'm getting paranoid/upset. This unnamed user continues to post one-liners in my semi-lit RP. At least three users have told them and another user to post 3 sentences or more. After a few pages of ooc chatspeak and one liners, and not letting my character in on the plan that I made, we got frustrated. I politely asked them to post at least 2 sentences, not including dialogue, and I didn't care if it was fluff. One of the people posting one liners did so, and I was so happy. But then the other user posted; "____ rolled over, putting ___ cuts into a fresh light. ___ neck crashed to the ground." (I bleeped out gender, just in case.) I am sorry if this person is reading this, but it's just bothering me. I'm a zookeeper trying to bring a cheetah and giraffe (got in a fight) into the building to check for injuries. I patted the cheetah, y'know, and said that I turned around to look for ___. But then she posted that. Obviously the giraffe is stubborn ;A;

Fraand, my advice is:
DEPLOY THE ATTACK PORCUPINES

-should be working on animated sig-
GAHHH. What will I do when I need to change the RP section of it? D: Wutever, I'll deal with it later

[broccae]

So the owner and second mini-mod of the same warriors RP I've been ranting about forever are gone, making the RP basically mine. I leave for two hours after telling them to cool it with the one-liners and return to 4 pages of one-liners and apprentices playing in a river.

Why does the world hate me?

[Darkcloud!]

We (we being the group here that hates one liners ) should start our own RP, about whatever we want...
and it should be just us. no one-liner RPers, no grammar errors....etc. Just an idea that will probably fail xD

/start rant/ I. hate. the. people. who. cannot. come. up. with. a. backstory. I mean seriously, how hard is it to think up a history for your character, even if it's just "___ led a normal life. Parents. one sibling." ! Also the people who always have to have sob stories. I'm guilty of doing it myself, but I'm care not to make it over dramatic or have my character make a big deal out of it. So your entire family died. So did everybody else's on this RP. Get over it. T_T /end rant/

[Mardigraskit]

I want to roleplay my Soul Eater fanfic, which has taken my muse.
But I doubt anyone would want to roleplay specific events with specific canons. And specific events. And some n00b would try and join and make X end up with Z with X was ment to end up with Y, or the fanfic will be messed up.
Ya know.