Mozzer wrote:"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, its too dark to read." ~ Groucho Marx
This made me giggle, thank you. :3
These are my favorites I've found off of the internet. I've narrowed it from about 50 to about 10. O_O
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe
“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
. - Robert Frost
All strong oak trees started as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Winston Churchill
“We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.”
― Anaïs Nin
“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”
― E.B. White
“People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts. <3 <3 <3