Funny things that happened at school!

[skeleighton]

Okay, this is one of mine. My last period of class this year is Algebra 1, and our teacher is awesoem, and the last 10 or 15 minutes of class he normally lats us get up and talk until the bell rings. So last week, there was this huge fly flying around school all day, and it flew into the room a few minutes before we could leave. We only have 9 people in that class, 5 are girls, 4 are guys, so one guy started yelling "Look, the Behemoth!" So another guy grabs this necklace and start running after the fly, swinging like crazy, and most of the girls ignored it, but I got up and started jumping over desks to get it, but it flew out of the room. A few mintues later it came back, and my friend who started it yelled "Behemoth!" again and the bell rang. And the teacher never did anything.

[Enbizaka]

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[Despiter]

LOL

this was about two weeks before school started. me and my pals Laura and Leko (that's his nickname) were going to school to see what shift we are and when it starts. so, we entered the school, and Art teacher called us to help her take off the posters from school walls. we went to her cabinet to take some cartons and bring them to her. now, we had to pass three staircases while holding the cartons, and they were HUGE and HEAVY. we passed the first and the second one with no probs, but the third and the longest one was cursed. while we were coming down, i accidentally tripped and fell on Laura, and she fell on Leko who fell on the cartons. we were rolling down until the end of the staircase, rolled over one more time and landed on the floor.

we laughed so hard we almost suffocated. and our back hurt for three more days.

[Enbizaka]

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[HeartGrenade]

lol, funny things happen in our class almost everyday:P

Okay, this happened yesterday.
One of my classmates, JM(aka Red_Alert911), brought his wave board and was skating along the hallways when one of my friends, Drea(Mass_Hysteria), decided surprise him...with Whipped Cream! I don't know where she got it but she hid behind the door and when JM passed by...she sprayed whipped cream all over his face!!! It was so funny! It even knocked him off the board!

But what happened after was the best, JM fell backwards and knocked over Zaki, who knocked over Nichol, who knocked over Edison, who knocked over Bai, who knocked over Kevin who fell on Alana's lap, thus ending the domino effect. lol, I actually fell off my chair laughing:P

[Gigimon]

me and a friend had a ruler fight durting class and i stood on my desk and shouted,"I shall not be de--"just as i was about to say defeated Chazz hit my ankel making me fall,i landed hard but ok i got up up ad finished,"feated.."

[dancer001]

Okay, a lot of my funny moments at school can be described in this one word: lunch. But I will give you an example:

Okay, at lunch my friend Hannah was reading, and Rachel (my other friend) looked over her shoulder and said "Buddha? Who the heck is Buddha?" But she didn't say it like Boo-duh. Then she told the whole table," Buddha's (correct pronunciation) new nickname is Buddha (wrong pronunciation). But I thought she said Butter. So I asked, "Buddha's (correct pronunciation) new nickname is Butter?" and then I laughed and started drinking my milk. Then Rachel kept repeating "Butter? Butter?" as I was drinking my milk and said it so many times and so loudly that milk came out of my nose. She repeated it the next time I drank my milk, and I tried not to laugh, but it didn't work and then my milk came out of my nose again, this time a whole lot. Then my other friend Sarah yelled, "She's a volcano!!" and the whole table started laughing. It was really funny, and I didn't mind they were kind of just laughing at me.

By the end of lunch I had wasted a lot of milk.
And learned this valuable lesson:
Never laugh when drinking milk.

[etc.]

Onetime I was in class and I got my knee or leg stuck under my desk and I pull it back and it slamed onto my face and I screamed like a little girl I was imbarresed. Here down below is what it was like.
Me:
Kids:
Teacher:

[Rokoka]

Well this happened on my Senior Prank day when me and a few buddys did one of the best things we have done as far as pranks.

Well went to school and class with Flip Flops A Speed and a See though shirt the Entire day and to every class.I got a boom box and had a few songs on a CD which where Bringing Sexy Back,I'm to Sexy for myself,I'm a survivor (cause we got though school.) We went around campus and into class doing a funny as walk like we on a cat walk the entire day (Dear god my feet hurt after walking like that) Well the best part of the day was when lunch came around. My friend Jhon has gone up the Nancy(Main Lunch Lady) and went to get his pizza (It was awesome pizza) He got one and said to her "If I can have another I'll do the Sexy Dance for you" he did this while making a pelvic thrust and a little moon walk. He got the 2nd slice of pizza and all she said was "Just take it and go, We think she was blushing and was embarrassed big time. It was funny the entire day, we just were insane goof balls the entire day

[NekoKid6]

Haha I read some of these and they are sooo hilirous!

When I was a freshmen {im a junior now} at my high school we went to lunch. We were all just sitting there chattering quietly amongst ourselves and eating when all of a sudden we hear someone talking into the cafeteria microphone. Turns out it was a sped ed. student named Marcus. He was excited it was his birthday so he started singing. On top of that he pointed out one girl he liked and said " You girl... Your my girlfriend. Come here girl." She was sooo embarassed. The only way to describe it is in smileys:

Marcus:

Girl:

Us:

Cafeteria workers: