Moments You'll always find funny...

[~Helix~]

I have some, somewhat funny, not as funny as Serena's. xD

Me: *jumps into a large pile of snow and stares at my sister*
Younger Sister: *makes a snowball and walks up to me*
Me: *cringes, shutting both eyes and turning head away*
Younger Sister: *does nothing, puzzling look on her face as she stares at the snowball in her hand*
Me: *gets out of cringing position, stares at my sister quizzically*
Younger Sister: ...What ever happened to snowball fights?
Me: *hates snowball fights* *squints* They died. *smashes snowball*
Younger Sister: D8
Me: xD

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Me: *pissed off because my clay project melted in the oven after five hours of hard work*
Younger Sister: *glances at me, raising eyebrow*
Me: DA** THIS STUPID EFFING CLAY FOR MELTING. DA** IT.
Younger Sister: *snicker* You know, it's animating clay. Animators don't bake their clay.
Me: *glares and frowns, throws the spare packet of the clay around the room and stabs it 37 times in the "chest"*
Younger Sister: *watches me throw a fit with an amused smile*
Me: Well... Ah... Well I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. (Courtesy to Llamas with Hats from YouTube. xD)
Younger Sister: You actually counted?
Me: ...Yes.
Younger Sister: Loser.

[lorreli.]

Omj lawl I love llamas with hats!

[dasniu]

This thread makes me LOL

[Pugnacious!]

Haha. I have to post this one.


My mom and I were driving in the car and she was talking on her cell phone when someone cut her off
Mom: (To person on phone) Hold on a second,
Mom: (To person that cut her off that was also on her phone) HEY LADY! GET OFF THE PHONE!
Me:...Wait...
Mom: (to person on phone) Sorry about that, anyway, what was I talking about?
Me: Sorry to interrupt, but aren't you on the phone too?
Mom: Yes.
Me: But you yelled at that person for being on the phone.
Mom: Thats because I drive well when I'm talking on the phone. *goes back to talking on her phone and starts driving so badly that its scary*

It was truly terrifying.

[dasniu]

ROFLOL

Well, heres one from sometime ago.

Me and my mom in a hotel room. Non-smoking. Keep in mind this was right after we woke up, so she was in her pajamas

Mom: *climbs out of window*
Me: wth..
Mom: *Smokes*
Me: wth..
Mom: *gets dizzy* (still unknown cause :3 )
Me: wth..
Mom: *Tries to climb back in window, falls in window, on floor*
Me: "omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"
Mom: wth..
Me: HAHAHAHA. YOU JUST WENT *falls down waving with a retard expression* HAHAHHAHAA
Mom: wth..

[rabbithaver]

xD

[KoolAid&Cyanide]

Ok, so we're in groups for guided reading, and our group has to design an invention to help someone with a disease or disability, and we designed these shoes for people with ADHD. And we're coloring the shoe as our story begins.

Carli: What color should the laces be?
Kellin: Brown.
Gale: No! Brown clashes with black! Brown is the one color that clashes with black!
kellin: Yeah!
Carli: What did Gale just say? Brown! clashes! with! Black!
Kellin: Exactly!
Gale: Kellin, clashing is bad.
Kellin: Oh.

Typical guys.

[Inkspill]

Me: *playing computer in my room ever so innocently*
My dog Ginger: *comes running in and starts likcing my pants*
Me: Stop, Ginger. *giggles uncontrollably* (i know, it's pathetic)
Ginger: *sits down and rests head on my knee*
Me: *points vaguely* Ginger, go lie down.
Ginger: *turns around and makes a leap onto my bed and curls up comfortably.
Me: NOT THERE! *reaches out and falls off chair*
Ginger: *gets off bed and looks at me like, "wat an idiot"*
Me: *scowls and gets back into chair. points to the door* Out.

LOL I still can't believe I fell off my chair! I was so surprised!

[Inkspill]

Kay, so me, my cousin, and my little sis were making a harry potter home movie because we were obsessed, and I was 11, Mel was 9, and Anna was 5. I was Harry, Mel was Hermione, and Anna was guess who?! Ron!

Mel (bad british accent): I can't believe they're holding us back a year just because we're "dangerously curious"!
Anna (bad british accent): I know! I mean, we just got here--
Me ("): I'M HUNGRY.
*conversation continues like nothing happened*
Mel: Ouch, Ron ! You stepped on my foot!
Me: Sorry--wait, that was me!
*dumb attempts at jokes continue for a while*
Mel: So they keep us back a year! How's that going to help curiosity?
Me: *very low and quiet* It's trouble.
*again, they continue like nothing happened*

Basically you'd have to watch it for it to be funny. But it was SOOOOO horrible!!!!! It's SOOOOOOO funny too!!!!!!!

[PastCat]

One time at a cousin's birthday party, I was goofing around and we heard the doorbell. I sat straight up, screamed "The martians are coming! The martians are coming!", then ran and hid. Everyone found it funny except for the unfortunate grandparents waiting to be let in...