Favorite Quotes

[Elvish]

"It is much better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit."

-William Shakespeare

[...Clove...]

-Friends buy you food when you say you forgot your lunch, best friends say, "good, you were getting fat anyways."

LOL, friend told me that one xD

[Octember]

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
- Terry Pratchett "Good Omens"

In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
 

[Goldie.]

" The weaker you are, the louder you bark. "
- Masashi Kishimoto
&
" One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching. "
- Gerard Way

[Octember]

" The weaker you are, the louder you bark. "
- Masashi Kishimoto
&
" One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching. "
- Gerard Way

C: The last one reminds me of another favourite quote by Terry Pratchett:

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.
- Terry Pratchett
 

[Fawnie]

Sokka: [to himself as he chops at the ice holding his feet down] I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic!

King Bumi: Tomorrow the Avatar will face three deadly challenges. But for now, the guards will show you to your chamber.
Guard: My liege, do you mean the good chamber, or the bad chamber?
King Bumi: The newly refurbished chamber.
Guard: Wait, which one are we talking about?
King Bumi: The one that used to be the bad chamber, until the recent refurbishing that is. Of course, we've been calling it the new chamber, but we really should number them. Uh, take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad!

Warden: Tell me exactly what you saw.
Captain: Well, Sir, it looked like a flying bison.
Warden: A what?
Guard: It was a giant flying buffalo, Sir, with an empty saddle.
Warden: Which was it? A buffalo or a bison?
Captain: Uh, I'm not sure what the difference is, but that's not really the point is it, Sir?
Warden: I'll decide what the point is, fool!

Sokka: Think about it. Somehow Prince Zuko and the Fire Nation keep finding us. It's because they spot Appa; he's just too noticeable.
Katara: What?! Appa's not too noticeable!
Sokka: He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kinda hard to miss him!
[Appa angrily bellows]
Aang: [soothing Appa] Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.

Zuko: If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed.
Iroh: But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula.
[Both look at one another and nod]
Zuko: Earth Kingdom it is.

Toph: Who's Zuko?
Sokka: Oh just some angry freak with a ponytail who's tracked us all over the world.
Katara: What's wrong with ponytails, Ponytail?
Sokka: This [points to his ponytail] is a warrior's wolf-tail.
Katara: Well it certainly tells the other warriors that you're fun and perky.

[Sokka is buried in the earth and is pleading to the spirits to let him out]
Sokka: Okay, karma person or thing, whoever's in charge of this stuff... If I can just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat and sarcasm. Okay? That's all I got. Pretty much my whole identity: Sokka the meat and sarcasm guy. But I'm willing to be Sokka, the veggies and straight talk fellow. Deal?
[sees Aang approaching]
Sokka: Aang! Thank goodness! Have you got any meat?

Wan Shi Tong: [to Sokka] So, who are you trying to destroy?
Sokka: What? No! No destroying, we're not into that.
Wan Shi Tong: Then why are you here?
Sokka: ...Knowledge for knowledge's sake?
Wan Shi Tong: If you're going to lie to an all-knowing spirit being, you should at least put some effort into it.

Iroh: [Sips tea] Blech! This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
Zuko: Uncle, that's what all tea is.
Iroh: How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?

Iroh: Believe me when I say there is good inside him [Zuko]!
Sokka: Good inside him isn't enough! Why don't you come back when it's outside him as well!

Headmaster: Thank you for coming, Mr. and Mrs...
Sokka: Fire. Wang Fire. This is my wife Sapphire.
Katara: Sapphire Fire, nice to meet you.
Headmaster: Mr. and Mrs.... Fire.

Mai: Orange is such an awful color.
Zuko: You're so beautiful when you hate the world.

Zuko: [trying to make strong fire blasts and only producing weak flames] Just breathe and... [Punches but only a weak flame come out]
Aang: That one kinda felt hot.
Zuko: Don't patronize me! You know what it's supposed to look like!
Aang: Sorry, Sifu Hotman.
Zuko: And stop calling me that!

Aang: The past can be a great teacher. [trips over a wire, opens a spike trap, and manages to blow himself over it just in time] Zuko? I think the past is trying to kill me!

Sokka: All right! Team Avatar is back! Air, water, earth, fire!... fan, and sword!

-Avatar: The Last Airbender

All I can say is.... I love you!! <3

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"Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, it will spend its whole life believing it's stupid"
~ Albert Einstein

[SpringSong]

Do or do not; there is no try-Yoda

[aiu]

The Todd: Where'd ye get that crack on the head, bonny lad?
Snitter: The world was black and white... and then the truck came, and lightning shot down my head.
~From Plague Dogs

Donovan: "Are these human eyeballs?"
Sherlock: "Put those back!"
Donovan: "But they were in the microwave!"
Sherlock: "It's an experiment!"
~Sherlock BBC Miniseries

Sherlock: "Shut up everybody, shut up! Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe, I'm trying to think. Anderson, face the other way, you're putting me off."
Anderson: "What, my face is?"
Lestrade: "Everybody, quiet. Anderson, turn your back."
Anderson: "Oh, for God's sake..."
Lestrade: "Your back! Now, please!
~Sherlock BBC Miniseries

[Vitanii]

I'm not slow, I just take my time XD
~my cousin(: