Favorite Quotes

[bonegrindr]

If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! Well, a crying baby cockroach would be truly terrible.. So don't you dare cry!
- Bayonetta

[Rabies]

"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

I love you, and because I love you I would sooner have you hate me for telling the truth than adore me for telling you lies. - Pietro Aretino

Evil brings men together.
-Aristotle (attributed)

“Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love.”
-John LeCarre

[Nari UwU]

Misa "I would never DREAM about living in a world without Light!"
L "Yes, that would be dark."

[s q u i s h y]

"I rode a horse for the first time today, wasn't surprised when it went *NEIGH*~" Dylan's song, from Modern Family.

"By the way, there's a fan in my room that sounds like someone crying." Dylan, Modern Family again.
xD love that show.

[lioness99a]

You have brains in your head, and feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.

Seen on the Internet

Cassandra: This is the conclusion I have come to this morning. My next door neighbours are fish. I'm positive.

Jesse: There's probably a bathroom somewhere along this wall.
Cassandra: Don't be logical. They're fish.

On Cassandra Croft (NerdzRL)'s vlog (March 13th 2012)

[Nari UwU]

"Your mother is a *beep beep beep*Laura Mendsom*beep beep *Inventive menium*beep beep beep*tra goo la*beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep*with Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dynamite *beeepp*magical *beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!"
-The Elder Swear, PPP, youtube

[Meerkat Love.]

"Your mother is a *beep beep beep*Laura Mendsom*beep beep *Inventive menium*beep beep beep*tra goo la*beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep*with Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dynamite *beeepp*magical *beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!"
-The Elder Swear, PPP, youtube

[RoseQ]

"Truth or Happiness... Never both."

"Statistically speaking the average person tells three lies per ten minute conversation."

"I guess we're all here, then: someone who wants the truth, someone who wants to be right, and us - the idiots in the middle."

"You're a terrible liar."
"Normal people think that's a good thing."
"Are you saying I'm not normal?"

"He's harmless, just always speak the truth about what's on his mind. What do you call it again?"
"Radical honesty."

All of them from Lie to Me

[Kangarose]

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist.
While you were busy trying to decide how much water was in the glass, I drank it.
Yours sincerely, The Opportunist.

[mal du pays]

" MUST. LEARN. TO. READ!" Lelouch, Code MENT
" I've been staring at this page for two hours. Better comeup with something clever." Lelouch, MENT
" I guess they couldn't handle my purple eyes." Lelouch, MENT
" Shut the f*** up Kallen!" IDK, MENT
" I just realized something! I can't read!" Kallen, MENT

And this:

C2: Oh not that skype thing again...
Lelouch: F*** no! I'm an Oovu guy!
* several minutes latah*
Kid: You've got to stop!
C2: Your cousin is Death the Kid..? Death, the guy who reaps souls, inexplicably had a kid, is your uncle..?
Lelouch: On my old man's side.
C2: The king of Britania is brothers with Death.
Leouch: Yup.
C2: It's official. This **** makes no sense at all.

" Oh my god! You're in my computer right now!" Lelouch, MENT