B is Hilarious.
I posted this on the CS pet pairs already, so it may seem a little weird (word wise), but this happened to B and I today-
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I held his shoulders while all of our friends surrounded in suspense.
In the most sarcastedly heartbreaking voice I could have ever made, I whispered, "I have a secret... And you may not like it." Us being best friends, you knew it wasn't seriously-serious.
You nodded, pretending to tear up. "I am cheating on you."
Everyone around us, our friends, who also got the joke, gasped loudly- as in loud, I mean really really loud and unessacary. You gasped as well and shook me violently. "What!"
I nodded, also pretending to cry. "Im so sorry!" I said with a gasp for air, which I really didn't need. "You're cheating on me, the person you didn't date for months!" Everyone around us giggled and laughed, but we kept character of course.
"Yes. I am so sorry, but I thought you needed to know."
You turned, pretending to be very hurt and then you flipped back quickly and had a fake meltdown. You ran up to a bunch of guys we both didn't know and kept screaming and pointing at them, "Was it you!?" And all they did was either push you out of the way, laugh- only people who were cool, we said- or say nothing and turn back to their own friends. I followed, not in a run like you, but in a fast-walk.
Finally, after asking all the guys you saw, turned to me and pretended to fall and faint. After you 'woke up', I "confessed" who I was cheating on you with. I pointed out behind me.
You gasped uncontrollably and fakely fainted again. I tried desperately not to laugh and sorta-failed with a small giggle. Everyone crowded around me. "Who were you cheating on the guy you didn't date for months with?"
I pointed again to a large something.
"That tree."