Favorite Quotes

[Skiv]

Me: *playing Shadow of the Colossus and fighting 3rd collosus*
Mum: ..."What are you doing?"
Me: "Stabbing it's head."
Mum: Ah....ew.
Me: *falls off colossus* "NUUUUUU!!!!!"
Mum: O_O.....

[warrior cats rock]

Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.

[Forresttstar]

"Because you see, the world will not change through naive talk."
-Lelouch vi Brittania

[credence.]

WHICH IS WHY I’M OUT HERE UNARMED AND NOT IN A BELL TOWER SOMEWHERE WITH A SNIPER RIFLE TALKING TO JESUS THROUGH MY DOG. _Karkat Vantas

WHO EVEN HONKS, OH THAT’S RIGHT. CRAZY PEOPLE IN MENTAL HOSPITALS. _Karkat Vantas

SHUT UP THOLLUXTH, I’M INTERROGATING THE SPAZMAGGOT. _Karkat Vantas

HE’S NOT DELUSIONAL HE’S JUST A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER WHO THINKS HE’S FUNNY AND SINGS LIKE A WALRUS THAT’S BEEN SET ON FIRE. __Karkat Vantas

Eridan: and i wwont eat anyfin that had to die
Karkat: YEAH? HUH. I INSIST ALL MY FOOD BE KILLED BEFORE IT GOES IN MY MOUTH. GUESS I’M JUST CRAZY LIKE THAT.

tA: ii have two get my tongue 2pliit. iit i2 ab2olutely e22entiial to my wellbeiing.
cD: Why’s that?
tA: becau2e iit would be awe2ome.
pC: What’s so vital about having your tongue cut in half?
tA: iim goiing two learn two 2peak par2eltongue.
pC: What?
cD: You cannot get your tongue split to speak imaginary snake language, and that’s final.

OH GOD WHAT AM I SMELLING IN HERE?
OH JESUS CHRIST WHO EVEN KEEPS HOT DOGS UNDER THEIR BED? _Karkat Vantas

OH MY GOD!!!
WHO PUT THE SMILING PLUSH ANTICHRIST IN MY BED? _Karkat Vantas

WOW THAT CRAZY VANTAS KID IS SURE WEIRD, BETTER LOCK HIM UP WITH THE HEALTHY NORMAL PEOPLE WHO HOARD CHURROS FOR THE APOCALYPSE. _Karkat Vantas

YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, YOU STARING ********. HUG YOUR DEMENTED BEE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE MENTAL MIDGET _Karkat Vantas

Muahahaha!!! Brainbent quotes on CS!!! Let the terror reign!!!

Yes, I censored the last quote.

I. Love. You. Sir.

Er, thanks.

[.:Phantom:.]

ok, so i said this, but i think that is aparently was said before, but i had no idea at the time, and do not know who said it before be..so i an=m putting unknown and mee..


"if whatever does not kill us, makes us stronger. Shouldn't we all have super powers?"
-me/unknown..

[Dioscuri]

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
- Sir Richard Francis Burton

We are on the eve of discovering that nothing should be done for the sake of gods, but all for the good of man -- nothing for another world -- everything for this.
- Carl Sagan

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
- Mark Twain

[wild~]

"It's not the fall that kills you... it's the sudden stop at the end." - Unknown

"You know, there's nothing better than making yourself dinner and watching Thursday night TV. Also, I just got a computer. And I'm fanatical about doing the laundry. There's nothing better than a stack of fresh, clean clothes. Except maybe a good movie. You know that creepy-looking guy you stare at two seats behind you, thinking, who would come to a movie by himself? That's me." - Brendan Shanahan (Retired Professional Canadian Hockey Player -- played in NHL)

"Here’s to kick-offs, goals, assists, shootouts, livin’ on the road, the smell of wet grass, early mornings, breakaways, crossbar shots, countless hours of practice, Nike cleats, thousands of dollars, shin pads, big passes, loud chanting, new equipment, sniping shots, corner kicks, coaches, passion in our numbers, living with your team mates, the guys you trust become your second family, pick up, fights, let downs, miracles. Some people say soccer’s a matter of life or death, but it isn’t, it’s much more then that, and most of all – the best game in the world, our passion, our life, our future, our love, our game .. SOCCER." - Unkown

"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers,
If you do find one, what's your plan?
Sincerely, not very well thought out." - Unknown

Just a few, I know there are a lot more I could add. XD

[Zitface]

"JADE....I'M SORRY. I GAVE YOUR WORLD CANCER. I GAVE IT CANCER." ~ Karkat Vantas, my patron troll, lamenting. We're too much alike.

[Dragon Reine]

ok, so i said this, but i think that is aparently was said before, but i had no idea at the time, and do not know who said it before be..so i an=m putting unknown and mee..


"if whatever does not kill us, makes us stronger. Shouldn't we all have super powers?"
-me/unknown..

..awesome. XD ^^

[CodeOtter]

queen: "Do i wanna know?"

meya: "No"

XDDD