Favorite Quotes

[Dioscuri]

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
- Chuck Palahniuk

The real question of life after death isn't whether or not it exists, but even if it does, what problems this really solves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

I plan to live forever, so far so good.
- Steven Wright

The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline towards the religion of solitude.
- Aldous Huxley

One of the things which danger does to you after a time is -, well, to kill emotion. I don't think I shall ever feel anything again except fear. None of us can hate anymore - or love.
- Graham Greene

The magic of photography is metaphysical. What you see in the photograph isn't what you saw at the time. The real skill of photography is organized visual lying.
- Terence Donovan

[RyokoSha]

"Words can tear people down or build them up. Choose yours carefully."

[spaceferrari]

"I've locked him in his quarters.
I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode."
—Elim Garak


"Nobody ever had to teach me the justice trick. That's something I've always known...
There's no room in justice for loyalty, or friendship, or love."
—Constable Odo



Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, and all related materials © Gene Roddenberry

[Winterpool]

"Everyone knows that you can't tie a rattlesnake into a knot.
But that didn't stop Jerry.
What did stop him was the rattlesnake."
~This Is A Book

[~Moonlight~]

“Be Content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you.”

A chinese quote

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
Walt Disney

[s q u i s h y]

"Common sense isn't common."
~The inside of a candy wrapper. I dunno who said that. xDD

[credence.]

WHICH IS WHY I’M OUT HERE UNARMED AND NOT IN A BELL TOWER SOMEWHERE WITH A SNIPER RIFLE TALKING TO JESUS THROUGH MY DOG. _Karkat Vantas

WHO EVEN HONKS, OH THAT’S RIGHT. CRAZY PEOPLE IN MENTAL HOSPITALS. _Karkat Vantas

SHUT UP THOLLUXTH, I’M INTERROGATING THE SPAZMAGGOT. _Karkat Vantas

HE’S NOT DELUSIONAL HE’S JUST A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER WHO THINKS HE’S FUNNY AND SINGS LIKE A WALRUS THAT’S BEEN SET ON FIRE. __Karkat Vantas

Eridan: and i wwont eat anyfin that had to die
Karkat: YEAH? HUH. I INSIST ALL MY FOOD BE KILLED BEFORE IT GOES IN MY MOUTH. GUESS I’M JUST CRAZY LIKE THAT.

tA: ii have two get my tongue 2pliit. iit i2 ab2olutely e22entiial to my wellbeiing.
cD: Why’s that?
tA: becau2e iit would be awe2ome.
pC: What’s so vital about having your tongue cut in half?
tA: iim goiing two learn two 2peak par2eltongue.
pC: What?
cD: You cannot get your tongue split to speak imaginary snake language, and that’s final.

OH GOD WHAT AM I SMELLING IN HERE?
OH JESUS CHRIST WHO EVEN KEEPS HOT DOGS UNDER THEIR BED? _Karkat Vantas

OH MY GOD!!!
WHO PUT THE SMILING PLUSH ANTICHRIST IN MY BED? _Karkat Vantas

WOW THAT CRAZY VANTAS KID IS SURE WEIRD, BETTER LOCK HIM UP WITH THE HEALTHY NORMAL PEOPLE WHO HOARD CHURROS FOR THE APOCALYPSE. _Karkat Vantas

YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, YOU STARING ********. HUG YOUR DEMENTED BEE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE MENTAL MIDGET _Karkat Vantas

Muahahaha!!! Brainbent quotes on CS!!! Let the terror reign!!!

Yes, I censored the last quote.

[Xenohazard]

WHICH IS WHY I’M OUT HERE UNARMED AND NOT IN A BELL TOWER SOMEWHERE WITH A SNIPER RIFLE TALKING TO JESUS THROUGH MY DOG. _Karkat Vantas

WHO EVEN HONKS, OH THAT’S RIGHT. CRAZY PEOPLE IN MENTAL HOSPITALS. _Karkat Vantas

SHUT UP THOLLUXTH, I’M INTERROGATING THE SPAZMAGGOT. _Karkat Vantas

HE’S NOT DELUSIONAL HE’S JUST A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER WHO THINKS HE’S FUNNY AND SINGS LIKE A WALRUS THAT’S BEEN SET ON FIRE. __Karkat Vantas

Eridan: and i wwont eat anyfin that had to die
Karkat: YEAH? HUH. I INSIST ALL MY FOOD BE KILLED BEFORE IT GOES IN MY MOUTH. GUESS I’M JUST CRAZY LIKE THAT.

tA: ii have two get my tongue 2pliit. iit i2 ab2olutely e22entiial to my wellbeiing.
cD: Why’s that?
tA: becau2e iit would be awe2ome.
pC: What’s so vital about having your tongue cut in half?
tA: iim goiing two learn two 2peak par2eltongue.
pC: What?
cD: You cannot get your tongue split to speak imaginary snake language, and that’s final.

OH GOD WHAT AM I SMELLING IN HERE?
OH JESUS CHRIST WHO EVEN KEEPS HOT DOGS UNDER THEIR BED? _Karkat Vantas

OH MY GOD!!!
WHO PUT THE SMILING PLUSH ANTICHRIST IN MY BED? _Karkat Vantas

WOW THAT CRAZY VANTAS KID IS SURE WEIRD, BETTER LOCK HIM UP WITH THE HEALTHY NORMAL PEOPLE WHO HOARD CHURROS FOR THE APOCALYPSE. _Karkat Vantas

YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, YOU STARING ********. HUG YOUR DEMENTED BEE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE MENTAL MIDGET _Karkat Vantas

Muahahaha!!! Brainbent quotes on CS!!! Let the terror reign!!!

Yes, I censored the last quote.

I. Love. You. Sir.

[warrior cats rock]

We are shut up in schools and college recitation rooms for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bellyful of words and do not know a thing.

[Ourpawprints]

It's my precious. It came to me. It's my birthday present. (Lord of the rings)