Favorite Quotes

[Dioscuri]

There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.
- Dante

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the spaces between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.
- Maya Angelou

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
- Neil Gaiman

If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
- Robert Cringely

[starlord.]

Mushu: The truth is we're both frauds. Your ancestors never sent me, they don't even like me. But you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions.
[Cri-Kee chirps sadly at Mushu]
Mushu: What? What do you mean you're not lucky? You lied to me?
[Cri-Kee nods sadly]
Mushu: [to Mulan's horse] And what are you, a sheep?

Mushu: Did you see those Huns? They popped out of the snow, like daisies!

Mushu: [waking up] I liiiiiiiiiive! So tell me what mortal needs my protection, Great Ancestor. You just say the word and I'm there.
First Ancestor: Mushu...
Mushu: And let me say somethin'. Anybody who's foolish enough to threaten our family, vengeance will be miiiine!
[grumbles]
First Ancestor: Mushu! These are the family guardians. They...?
Mushu: ...protect the family.
First Ancestor: And you, oh Demoted One?
Mushu: I... ring the gong.


[after Mulan cuts Khan loose from a flaming cart with Mushu in it]
Mushu: Oh, sure. Save the horse.

[sam sam]

"If I smell like peppermint, I was feeding my horse. If I smell like shampoo, I was washing my horse. If I smell like manure, I tripped."

--Unknown

[Keriae]

"In a mad world, only the mad are sane." A comment from a [YouTube video].

[mal du pays]

" When we humans hear the word hospitality, they all think of me because I know how to give a good time. Give a good time? Really? What am I, a hooker?"- Eric Vale, AKA America, from Paint it, White! Bloopers

[Riley Hayns]

Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.

[nightbeat]

"And, of course, the last thing I want to see before sleepytime... Is those two."

You and your sarcasm, Tunnel Rat. cx

[Moon's Blood]

If it doesn't kill you, it just makes you stronger.

Not Sure who wrote it.

[nightbeat]

If it doesn't kill you, it just makes you stronger.

Not Sure who wrote it.

I could be from this song by Kelly Clarkson. ^^

[Charias]

Doggy quotes are the best!

"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either" So, so true.
- Unknown

"If a dog could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." Also very true!
- Andy Rooney

"Dogs are getting bigger, according to the leading dog manufacturer" lol
- Leo Rosten

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." lol
- Dave Barry