Write a Letter You Cannot Send

[CodeOtter]

dear someone at my school me and elana call ulrich,
Dang it, i wanted to get you together with someone we call yumi. OH MY GOSH ULRICH IS CHEATING ON YUMI WITH- wait... don't have a code lyoko name for her yet.

The stalker who has screeched in your ear before

[sirène]

Dear my Cat

even though your a cat XD, you are a very good friend. whenever i talk to you(i'm making my self seem a little mental here it seems XD) you always respond in a Supportive Meow. you sleep with me every night; and cuddle next to me when i'm hurt, sad or feeling Angry.
much love,
your Owner

[CodeOtter]

dear parakeet,

YOU ARE SUCH AN ESCAPE ARTIST <3

[PercabethObsessed]

Dear t
Please stop. I stand strong to you as I can only do through text but you're making me cry. i can't believe im even mice to you. You asked me not to mention your name to him so make sure you know that I DIDNT. I wish you could see that even after you've been so mean to me im still trying to be nice to you but every time I get q new text from you it starts all over again. I wish I didn't have to live in fear of you thinking your superior to me because you're not. I may be younger than you bit I refuse to let you bring me down. Stop threatening. Just leave me alone. I never want to talk to you again so stop texting me.
N

[summertaters]

Dear ________,

I just want you to notice me.... Why don't you?? You distract me so, and you're so funny. I wish I could say what I want to say.... But I just can't.... I hope you'll realize me soon.... I hope we could become friends and laugh together. You're so cute I just want to huggle you! (Gosh I feel so girly.... -_-)

From,
Someone you don't even notice.

[the weeknd]

Dear _________,
I am tired of you and you make me mad. All those "ytrid skool" that you give me. Yeah, um about that...I dont like it lets just say that. And im tired of you acting like you such a boss when really you are a bossy scab that annoys everyone. Leave me alone and never look me in the eye again!
Your welcome,
greywolf2468 (me)

[the weeknd]

Dear _______,
I can't believe you go along with that behavior.
Your welcome,
-greywolf2468 (me)

[smileyalways]

dear kangaroo boy <3
it seem like you're always on my mind every time i think about you my heart flutters and for some reason i start to blush. It pains me to know what could have been and what is not. I still think about you everyday and i'll never forget you even if the world does. you'll always be in my heart.

P.s. Y U No have FB or something? T_T

Love,
Smileyalways:)

[Ulysses]

Dear Terrible Guitar Teachers Everywhere,

No, I don't want to just "feel" the music. I hired you to teach me how to understand how the music
works; to teach me the theory, the structure. I don't need to know how to play very fast using only my left index
finger. I can play faster and much more comfortably with all my fingers, thanks. Terrible Guitar Teacher
I often wonder how you can stomach sucking students into your useless lessons. Students that could have otherwise
succeeded, could otherwise have gone far beyond your level. I wonder how a person like yourself could believe
that they are a musical savant, a Hendrix, a Django of guitar when in reality, they are not all that exceptional.
Terrible Guitar Teachers, why do you get more girls than me? I console myself by remembering that the girls
you do get are exclusively idiots whose minds are rarely present and residing in their bodies. Why are you
respected more than me? Perhaps it is not that you're better or more knowledgeable but that you know the
art of persuasion; how to trick a person into believing that you are a god. Terrible Guitar Teachers, there is
one aspect to you all that I will never have to wonder about and that is why you are a teacher and not a
performing professional. It is because real musicians realize that you are indeed, as I have long suspected,
terrible.

-Yours with more than a healthy portion of spite,
Ulyss

P.S.: Terrible Guitar Teachers, why are you so expensive? o3o *frantically pawing through empty wallet*
WHY DID I WASTE MY FOOD MONEY ON YOU?! ;A;

Dear GF,

Where did you leave the TV remote? It's always gone! It's never me that looses the remote; you wake up
after I've left for class and you watch TV before heading to your classes. And you always leave the remote
in some dark desolate corner and it takes me an hour to find it every time. Please, please, please leave
the remote on a table by the TV set or even on the armchair. Because then, I will be able to find it.
Thank you dearest,

Ulyss

[river1999]

Dear dog next door,
Quit barking or I'll come over there and tape your mouth shut,
Thanks
-Kat