Favorite Quotes

[Moondancer]

'Lady Alexia Maccon was the type of woman who, if thrown into a briar patch, would start to tidy it up by stripping off all the thorns.'

Squire Loontwill: I have died and gone to the land of bad novels.

'He tried valiantly to get his alpha back on track across the wide lawn of Woolsey's extensive grounds, towards the castle proper. It was like trying to steer a steamboat through a tub of turbulent molasses'

'It was like trying to have a conversation with a distracted and very soggy scone. Every time he pushed in one direction, the earl either oozed or crumbled'

'Major Channing gave both Lord Maccon and Professor Lyall disgusted looks and then strode from the room, the tail of his long, blond hair swaying in annoyance. Professor Lyall had intended to do the same, minus the long hair'

Madame Lefoux: (To Professor Lyall) Let me understand this correctly. You are a werewolf with a keen interest in sheep breeding?

Lord Akeldama: And, Lord Maccon, might we have words on the proper tying of a cravat? For my sanity's sake?
Professor Lyall: I do what I can.
Lord Akeldama: You are a brave man.

Lord Akeldama: I suppose your pack must spend a good deal of time under-dressed .
Professor Lyall: Or not dressed at all.

'Alexia disliked the term 'curse-breaker'; it sounded terribly sportsmanlike, as though she were about to engage in a protracted bout of unremitting cricket'

Professor Lyall: (about Major Channing) He has always behaved himself in the capacity of a gamma, a decent third in command, despite disliking both Lord Maccon and myself.
Alexia Maccon: Why? I mean, why you? I can perfectly comprehend not liking my husband. I dislike him intensely most of the time.
Professor Lyall: I am given to understand that he does not approve of spelling one's name with two ll's. He finds it inexcusably welsh.

Alexia Maccon: (After Akeldama implied Lyall was bisexual) But really, you must be mistaken in Professor Lyall's nature. He's in the military, for goodness sake!
Lord Akeldama: I take it you have heard very little on the subject of Her Majesty's Royal Navy?
Alexia Maccon: Not Professor Lyall. You must miscontrue.
Lord Akeldama: Oh, little lilac bush, I know I do not.
Alexia Maccon: I have never seen him favor anyone of either sex. I had thought it was part of being a beta, to love the pack at the expense of every other romance. Not that I have met many betas. It is not a personality trait then? Has he not always been so reticent?
Lord Akeldama: Your Professor Lyall and I have never run in the same circles, and until you came into our lives, I must admit I never paid him much mind. This may yet prove to be a rather catastrophic oversight. As bad as that brief period wherein I became enamored of a lime green overcoat.
Alexia Maccon: Surely it cannot be so awful as all that. It is only Professor Lyall of whom we speak.
Lord Akeldama: Exactly, my plum puff. So few of us can be so easily dismissed as an only.

-The Parasol Protectorate series by Gail Carriger

[RemixPhoenix]

I was watching "Meet Dave" with my parents whil my brother did his homework, and here are some quotes from it that amused me very much:
"It's like space travel... Only, in your head." -The awesome person/alien in Dave's mouth that didn't get swallowed ever whose name/number I don't know.
"Ok... I'm feeling a little busted." -4
"The sun is exploding in my face!!!!" -2

And a couple from Warriors:
"I'm more lopsided then a one-legged badger" -Graypaw/Greypaw in Into The Wild.
"Be careful though! It gets slippery when it's wet or icy." -Fireheart in Fire and Ice (I don't really know why this amuses me, but whenever I read that I'm like "Well of course it gets slippery!)

And a couple from Avatar:
"My cabbages!!!!!" -the old man who always has cabbages and something bad happens to them.
"Giant... Mushroom... MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!" -Sokka

[Disgustedorite]

"Wait, if you destroy Dib, then he won't be your enemy, so you won't have to send the robot back, but then he'll be your enemy, so you'd have to send the robot back.....(head explodes)" -Gir (Invader Zim)

[Rachley]

"Wait, if you destroy Dib, then he won't be your enemy, so you won't have to send the robot back, but then he'll be your enemy, so you'd have to send the robot back.....(head explodes)" -Gir (Invader Zim)

Gotta love Gir xD
"WHYYY?! WHY MY PIGGY?! I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY, I LOVEDED YOOUUUU!!"
-Gir

[Kangarose]

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

This quote really got me thinking... I mean, scientifically, it would still make a sound.
But who says that science is always right? Who says that reality is what we think it is?
Yeah, it really got me thinking...

[Wild]

My qoutes are from an anime character. But I really actually agree with him... No wonder I love him<3


"We are just ordinary people driven to revenge in the name of justice, but if revenge is called justice then that justice breeds yet more revenge... and becomes a chain of hatred."

"Living within it, aware of the past, predicting the future, that is what it means to know history."

"The world will know true pain, and the fear of that pain will put an end to war... It will lead the world to stability and peace."

"Eventually the checkmate's power will weaken and people will begin fighting again. This time they will use the weapon themselves and once more know true pain. And then for a short time peace will come again, ... it will give birth to short periods of peace within this endless chain of hatred .... THAT IS MY WISH."

"Even a foolish child can grow up in a right way, when he learns what pain is. Knowing pain controls ones thoughts and decisions."

“Knowing pain controls one’s words and thoughts.”

“When one becomes a god, your words and thoughts become absolute.”

"We're both of the same breed, after all… motives for war are of no concern. Religion, ideology, resources, land, grudges, love, or just because… No matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start a war."

"Those who do not understand true pain can never understand true peace."

"You think you're the only ones who matter. You think you can put off death. But that peace made you foolish and thoughtless. If you kill someone, someone else will kill you… this hatred binds us together."

"We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be justice. But when we call our vengeance justice, it only breeds more revenge… forging the first link in the chains of hatred."

"Out of love, sacrifice is born… Hate is born… and we are able to know pain!"

"If you don't share someone's pain, you can never understand them. But just because you understand them doesn't mean you can come to an agreement. That's the truth."

These are all qoutes from, 'Pein' as he goes by, though his real name being, 'Nagato Uzumaki' From Naruto. http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Nagato

[Kangarose]

Sierra: Cody! Are you okay in there? (gasps) Did you fall in again?
Cody: That only happened once!
(faint laughter is heard outside from Duncan, Courtney, Heather, and Alejandro)
-Total Drama World Tour, Picnic At Hanging Dork

Chef:Uh-oh.
Chris: "Uh-oh funny?" Or "Uh-oh we're all gonna die?"
Chef: Landing gear won't come down.
Chris: How does that happen!?
-Total Drama World Tour, Picnic At Hanging Dork

Owen: (about to get sucked out of the plane) Help! Somebody! Pretty please! Al! Give me an Ale-hand, bro!
Alejandro: (in confessional; angry) Ugh, how dare he pervert the name of Alejandro Burromuerto!
-Total Drama World Tour, Slap Slap Revolution

Sierra: (with Heather) And, that's how I became president of my fifteenth Total Drama fan club.
Heather: Great, so you must have some idea on who's going next.
Sierra: Yep. According to my stats, no team avoids elimination six times in a row without getting O.C.T.B.I. Syndrome.
Heather: What?
Sierra: "Over-Confidence-Then-Blowing-It" Syndrome?
Heather: So, what you're saying is, Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot is on the chopping block?
Sierra: Duh! IMHO, for a TV reg., you're a mega-newb.
Heather: Uhh... thanks.
-Total Drama World Tour, Slap Slap Revolution

Bridgette: (nervous) I kinda have a boyfriend.
Alejandro: You have a boyfriend or you, uh, kinda have a boyfriend?
Bridgette: (stutters) I kinda, I have a kind of... a boyfriend! Kinda.
Bridgette: (in confessional, angered) I got flustered, but I am not falling for him. Mark my words. (whimpers)
-Total Drama World Tour, Anything Yukon Do I Can Do Better

[Wild]

oh, who can say no to these song lyrics?!

"Tell your boyfriend, who says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't F^%#ing scared of him!" xD Love that song.

[MelkorofAngband]

" If I had a heart, this would be where I died of laughter"
~Saix

"Up, Down, Sideways, Longways, Who is to say What is What really?"
~I

"Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
~The King of Hearts

[Zitface]

"What if humans had a hive mind? We wouldn't have any privacy..well yes..wait, maybe not... I ask myself these question because I am an author, but is it really original? To me it is, but to others they would rather scream and shout 'copied!' 'plagiarized!' just for the blood, and others would join in, in to the mob psychology. So who am I to question 'what if' humans had a hive mind? We already do."
~Me