Things That Amuse You V.3

[durden.]

I stuffed a ton of mints into this pair of pants at Dillards c:

[Sombra Main]

My girlfriend stuck a broken dr. pepper can opening thing up her nose so it looked like she had a piercing, and I took some pictures on my phone
Idk how to upload them
This is what was broken and stuck up her nose

[Felicidae]

A few weeks ago, my brother went to the movies and he added so much butter on his popcorn it leaked though the bag and onto his lap, so had this big butter stain on the front of his pants, so now my family gave him the nickname Butterballs

[nah]

quality video from natewantstobattle.

[kloppo]

me eating unhealthy;

"uh kloppo maybe you should eat healthy"
"If you ate healthier you would feel better"
"HEALTHY HEALTHY HEALTHY" EAT HEALTHY"

me; "okay okay I'll eat healthy "

me; decides to eat healthy

"hey kloppo wanna go out for icecream?"
"you always eat so healthy eat some treats for once"
hey want 20 scoops of icecream? its on me"


me; .................................
they dont say the exact words

[dolly]

When you have no friends on a Saturday. Just kidding they were the ones who wanted me to make these
X X X X X X X X

[løwkey lawnmøwer.]

I really like dr Jean songs. I have memorised the guacamole song, the rules rap, today is sunday, I'm slowly going crazy, my mother is a baker, tooty Ta and we're going on a bear hunt. I think I may have a problem. If you haven't listened to those songs, you haven't LIVED, so please do.

[tamade ♪]

♥ I was on the bike today, and I was going over this bmx track, and some kid with training wheels was like "lol peasant" and was doing it like an mlg noscope pro ;-;

[Scarlet Janefox]

What's big, grey, and not very important?

An irrelephant!

[tamade ♪]

♥ Here's something to say to the brats in your class;

Disney called; they want their Princess back.