Things That Amuse You V.3

[actuallypunny]

typos and word misreadings
examples (courtesy of my friends)
bublssauf (bulbasaur)
salaf
giggies (misreading of giggles)
nothug, nothith, nothibh (all typos of 'nothing')

[Maze Of Memories]

watching people in pain if it's not too serious that is, I am a terrible friend.

[jane doe.]

Onetime i was walking to school with my cousin and when we passed by this guy, he was on the phone yelling; "THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT" and blasted off

[winged-backpack]

I was trying to go to sleep at a usual time today - like my computer was off and I was in bed at midnight so early for me but I couldn't actually sleep so I watched youtube videos for like an hour until I was tired so at about 1:30 I was actually close to going to sleep but then I had this idea for a meme bc I was watching an avengers video so I was like I want to make this meme but its nearly 2am....I legitimately got out of bed, turned on my computer and made the meme and its not even gonna be that funny in a few hours (I'm still laughing about it rn) but yeah you needed to see this masterpiece



it is 2am

[Advil]

So, today my ten-year old cousin gave me this account.
I...guess I have to use it now.
Probably go find my lovly sibling on here or somethin

Edit— Found them ;0

[Scarlet Janefox]

Earlier today in College Algebra, these guys sitting across from me were talking about Dumbledore from Harry Potter, and one of them accidentally called him Double Door, and then the other two guys started making jokes about it, like "Hello, I am Double Door! And this is my brother, Revolving Door!"

[Aliria]

I love eavesdropping during theater rehearsals. Here's a few tidbits I remember from my last show.

Kid #1: I hate my math teacher...
Kid #2: I don't have a math teacher
Kid #2: I take math online
Kid #3: (Loudly) Me too, I hate humans! (Exits room.)

Kid: (In weird voice) You know what really grinds my gears?
Kid: (Normal voice) Cinderblocks.
Kid: (Begins rant about cinderblocks. Something about being like bricks but less cool.)

[aizome]

lmao @ the new unit

[Omega Flowey]

the fact that I wrote a whole Kanye West x Spongebob fanfiction on my friend's phone in less then ten minutes.

[Guest]

the fact that I wrote a whole Kanye West x Spongebob fanfiction on my friend's phone in less then ten minutes.

modern art.
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oh my god.
So my friend runs a Dan and Phil fan account on Instagram, and there's this girl who thinks she's actually Dan. My friend was wayy too awkward to tell her she wasn't, and this has been going on for about three weeks now. Today, she wrote her a poem.
she's so pure i feel so bad.
someone has to tell her.