Role Play Rant Thread V.2

[saige.]

Just to make them mad, I would've said that your character came back to life and killed their characters. Just to show them what's it's like and see how they like it.

[Icesky]

I just joined a roleplay but I have no idea where to start... I don't want to intrude on the other characters...

[iRabid Coffee]

I want to join a roleplay but none seem particularly interesting. Do you guys know any good roleplays worth joining?

[pancreas]

Well on the topic of god modding-
I joined an illiterate wolf roleplay, which ended up turning in to a vampire roleplay because no one wanted to roleplay wolves so they all got a vampire character to fight the wolves. There was this one couple where the girl never let anyone even interact with her boyfriend, and my character decided to be all flirty. So she had her two characters gang up of mine and start gang beating her, and rip out her throat. Then the boyfriend pushed me off a cliff 'because he was bored of Vixie'.
Vixie was my character.

What the actual fluff? Ripped her throat out and then pushed her off a cliff? Someone's due for their weekly dose of anti-powerplaying pills. Please tell me the roleplay was set near a cliff? Or did the boyfriend keep one handy in his pocket, ready for use in 'times of need'?

As far as I remember, they were near a city with no mention of a cliff until he pushed my character off. . . x3
I got in a huge fight with the two people trying to tell them the CS rules and stuff, and eventually gave up and quit.

Well that is just plain wrong. >:U

[Sharubii]

HNNNNG THIS ILLITERATE WARRIORS RP.
It was fine and all when it just started out, but now it's getting ridiculous.

Everyone just does their own thing, disregarding where the other characters are. For example, I have a medicine cat in one of the clans. He was sitting vigil for a dead kit, then another kit fell out of a tree and a cat went to the medicine cat's den to fetch my med. cat, even saying that (s)he found my cat inside the den.

THEN, when my cat went to check out the kit, the clan's leader went to the kit and said something like "It's okay, bla bla bla, someone go get Silentword (my med. cat)!" Then another cat went to the den to get him. And he was right there with the fallen kit. e_e

Now I'm confused as to where almost every character is.

[Coseylion]

All was well until suddenly, A MAGICAL CLIFF.

[Toothless.]

Personally, it bugs me when I make an RP (1X1 or private) and someone comes saying they really, really are excited about doing it, but when I make the thred, *Poof*. Either they don't post at all, or they submit thier forms and never come back. . It's happened to me twice recently...

[thekraken]

Why can't you understand that I want a SERIOUS RolePlay?
I don't want you being stupid in it, I don't want you to try and be funny. I want you to actually try to understand the plot, read up what I posted on the first page, and be serious.

[Gene]

Oh. My. God.
Did you read my requirements? At all?
Do you understand the part where it says that I want at the very least two good-sized paragraphs? That doesn't mean I want that to be the most we each write. No...It means I want you to write that at all times unless you can write more.
How about that part where it says not to message me unless you meet or exceed all of the requirements? That does not mean 'Message me even if you only write a sentence each time! I don't mind! '. Ha ha ha...No.

[Sharubii]

I give up.
This rp is impossible to take part in if the person who roleplays the partner of my character never stays online for more than the span of a couple posts per day or per couple of days. orz

...would anybody be interested in a semi-literate Soul Eater rp? D: I'm really hankering for one right now, but the only ones I see are full of one-liners (or a combination of a paragraph or two and one-liners).