Dear ____,
Sorry, but your cousin. Yeah, I kinda sorta love him. Which means I don't kinda sorta love you. Truly sorry, but you just don't have the same feel to you that he has. When he returns home from his mission, I hope you realize that he'll take preference. So... just don't be too hurt when you realize that there's a reason I talk about him all the time and reminice on the time spent with him before he left for a foreign country for two years.
Sincerely,
The girl you're currently obsessed with
Dear ____,
Ack, I'm trying so hard to get over you. And yet every time I think I've done it, you appear in my dream and renew my pain. I'll never understand why I had to lose you so quickly after having discovered that you loved me too... I've been trying not to continue to stalk your facebook page, trying not to like your posts with the hope that you'll remember that the girl you 'loved' still exists and still loves you, whether you want her to or not.
Love,
Your still heartbroken ex-girlfriend
Dear ____,
As for you, yes. I lied. When I told you I was over you, it was because that was what I knew you wanted to hear. And it worked. You started treating me like a normal person again rather than the girl you had a crush on and then got over. Now you're so far away... But I'm waiting for your return with open arms. Hoping that in time you'll realize that perhaps you still have feelings for me and will want me then. Two years is a long time to wait, but hey, as far as you know I'm just pretty much your best friend, out dating and having a good time in college. But in my own mind, I'm just biding my time, waiting anxiously for your return.
Love,
'Sis'