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If you were a superhero or supervillain, what would your name, outfit, sidekick, favorite fruit or breakfast cereal, super power(s), and weapon of choice be and why? And if I gave you a toaster what would you put in/do with it?
I would be a super-villain named duck-umbrella. (NEVER QUESTION ZE NAME. Penalty is death.

) My outfit would be a raincoat with blue-ducky rubber boots, and duck pajamas. My sidekick would be THE awesome-sauce cat. (nuff said.)My favorite cereal is super villain not-so-sugar-coated puffs. My super powers include the ability to identify, name, describe, and impersonate all species of duck and goose. Also, I have super speed. My weapon of choice is a spork. (PLASTIC, NEVER METAL) And if you gave me a toaster I would use it to travel to the moon and claim in for all mallard kind!
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