Things That Amuse You V.3

[vampz]

my friends and i went on chatlands last night until like, six am, and we made a new, extremely chill friend in the weirdest way possible and i managed to get someone to follow me on tumblr when they asked if i had one because i said(jokingly), "i am on tumblr yes hello i posted an anime gif once and it got 400 notes im popular" and they followed me on both of my blogs and this is all just so surreal to me.

chatlands is one of the most amusing sites i've been to-

[katarinabluu]

IM DIEING MU CAT IS SO WEIRD

SO HES LAYING BY HIS WATER BOEL AND HE JUST LICKS SOME WATER OUT OF HIS BOWL, TURNS HIS HEAD AND LIKE SPITS/LETS IT FLOW OUT OF HIS MOUTH ONTO HIS SIDE AND STARTS LICKING IT LIKE HES CLEANING HIS FUR WITH IT

EDIT; MY MUM SAYS HES DONE THIS SINCE HE WAS A KITTEN

[Zone0Neko]

tou is such a nerd
i mean just look at him

how did i get so interested in this game

[Fierce Wings]

My chihuahua was just staring right into my soul the entire
time I ate a slice of cake. She does this every time she wants my food.

YOU CANNOT HAVE CHOCOLATE TINY BAT CHILD

[GhiraWar]

[frankie (dup)]

One of my characters.
Things he's said:

"STOP TOUCHING ME!"
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!"
"I HATE YOU!"
"YOU'RE ANNOYING!"

All to some doctors trying to help him. Annoying doctors, but still.
Loki.
No yelling at people trying to help you.

Also, this.
"Can I have a look at your li-"
"NO!"
He has a limp.

I make my characters do the silliest things.

[frobischer]

so i made a facebook a while ago just so i could connect it to this one thing, but i friended no one on it and i haven't been on in months, and the other day facebook sent me an email asking if i knew the jimbles notronbo facebook page and i almost cried. that page is my favourite thing in the whole world

[Seasonal]

I just remembered that Joe Jonas danced to Single Ladies seven years ago and of course I had to watch it. Brings back memories!

[nyacinth]

I was scrying a dragon on flight rising and a teacher came up behind me ;u;;
"Predict morphology? That sounds interesting. Is it an English game?"
yeah... it's educational

someone came to school in an eeyore onesie

[wayward will]

when my cousin and i see each other (not amazingly often) and there's like forty minutes of pure geeking before we have anything resembling a serious conversation, and then it's about larp characters
i'm not even exaggerating
also, this email conversation with the aforementioned cousin:

Her: IAMHAPPYBUTINOLIKEYTHEALTERATEREALITYCUZWILLYOWISAVAMYYESYES
Me: yes yes
willyow is a vam

Her: Wampy villow i is a wumpire
Me: i'm a milk
Her: What the h?
Me: if you're a wumpire, i'm a milk. a fortunate milk. an extremely fortunate milk. a happy milk. a weird milk. an incredibly scary, apparently talking, world-ending-or-saving Canadian geek milk.
Her: My mom laughed at that.
Her: My mom said "save it,read it at her wedding"
Me: luckily, i don't intend to get married or i might be worried about that.
i'm cooking sausage at ten nineteen at night. totally not weird.
all capitalized letters abandoned me. i don't know why.
Her: Okie Dokie.
Me: i am eating a cookie.
Her: Thats great. I have created a joss wheadon baby!
Me: This is a marvelous day.