Things That Annoy You (V. 74)(rule update: read them again!)

[A Random Moustache]

No, mom. You don't need to slap me or punch me or pinch me just to wake me up.
No dad. You don't need to yell at me and compare me to my bro who is awake earlier than me just to wake me up.
No.
Just no.
Stop.

[metonymy]

it's always kind of a sad day when me, straighty mc cishet, is more loudly advocating for lgbtqa+ folk than someone who is actually queer.

also oh my god i have no idea what i'm doing
leaving an mmo for a couple months and then coming back is hell

[Märchen]

People really need to stop complaining about the LGBT stamp I think it's fabulous and your complaining about it is exactly why we need it.

[Weiss Schnee]

Woah, child.
Calm yourself before you get a time out.

[Kurt.]

not any of you ^.^

oh my god! You're an awful person. Eating meat kills animals and you said you love animals. Gross!

Excuse me? I would love to be vegetarian but it would be a serious risk to my health. One, I don't have money to be buying protein pills to keep me healthy and two, I don't eat peanut butter which is a vegetarian main source of protein as well as nuts. I have a sensitivity which makes it impossible to eat peanut butter. I tried putting peanut butter in my mouth it feels like fire and I start gagging. It hurts to even smell it. For the nuts? They get pretty expensive. The same sensitivity I have with mint. No mint icecream, no mint gum. I can tell if anyone in a room in chewing mint gum, but back to the point. Excuse me? Just don't even. Just don't.

[Krycifer]

Well.
Screw my poorly lighted monitor.
I was making a minecraft skin.
Turns out, I put the face on the back of the head.
I really screwed up.
That was time from my life wasted.

I'm too lazy to go and fix it.

[bromance]

he's so rude, and I'm just so upset. I'm no fool, he's playing me. i_i

[rena.]

those inappropriate emblems on black ops 2 ._.

[Hyensa]

I have $330 but its still not enough for my snake.

[Segie]

Why does my life make it so impossible to be happy?